Their teeny berets are so cute.

Their teeny berets are so cute.

posted on 15 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

french-flies

Hey, this spatula looks like a swatter…

Photo courtesy of Michele Garramone.
Found in Chengdu, China.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (112 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
27 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Their yellow not black

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

You can’t catch a fly with vinegar, but you can catch a french fly with wine and cheese.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

What would Charlie think

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

And the people wonder why that food item is not flying out of there like the other food on the menu.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

And they don’t Flench nor can they be fried.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

So this is the answer to ‘What has four wheels and flies?’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Waiter, there are french flies on my plate!
– Would you like to try to crap your hands with that, Madam?

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

In America, we call them freedom flies.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

French flies and catch up!

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

I suggest using a baguette to swat them.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Those frogs will anything, especially flies.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Those frogs will eat anything, especially flies.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It all started with the Montgolfier brothers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Dans les pantalons, non?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Mouches pour la bouche

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Well they did try to surrender to me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They have Paris sights.

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Time flies like an arrow, French flies like brie.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

There once was a French lady who hated flies.

Until the day she opened one

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@72rd 0419

A Bain Marie, non?

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Q. Why do the French say “cwossant. (croissant)

A. Because thy can’t say “bwead woll”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– I don’t want flies, Mommy, I want a Clunchy Flog Chocorat!

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

@Marum: lmao!!!!!!!!!

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Let ’em eat flies!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Pommes fleet.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

“Damn flying frogs comin’ here to Alberta and takin’ our jobs. Send ’em back to Quebec!”

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Flies coated with batter and deep fried, obviously.

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2021 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
27
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x