Their teeny berets are so cute.

Their teeny berets are so cute.

posted on 15 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

french-flies

Hey, this spatula looks like a swatter…

Photo courtesy of Michele Garramone.
Found in Chengdu, China.

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Their yellow not black

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

You can’t catch a fly with vinegar, but you can catch a french fly with wine and cheese.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

What would Charlie think

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

And the people wonder why that food item is not flying out of there like the other food on the menu.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

And they don’t Flench nor can they be fried.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

So this is the answer to ‘What has four wheels and flies?’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter, there are french flies on my plate!
– Would you like to try to crap your hands with that, Madam?

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

In America, we call them freedom flies.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

French flies and catch up!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I suggest using a baguette to swat them.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Those frogs will anything, especially flies.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Those frogs will eat anything, especially flies.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It all started with the Montgolfier brothers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Dans les pantalons, non?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Mouches pour la bouche

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Well they did try to surrender to me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

They have Paris sights.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

Time flies like an arrow, French flies like brie.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

There once was a French lady who hated flies.

Until the day she opened one

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@72rd 0419

A Bain Marie, non?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Q. Why do the French say “cwossant. (croissant)

A. Because thy can’t say “bwead woll”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– I don’t want flies, Mommy, I want a Clunchy Flog Chocorat!

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

@Marum: lmao!!!!!!!!!

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Let ’em eat flies!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

Pommes fleet.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

“Damn flying frogs comin’ here to Alberta and takin’ our jobs. Send ’em back to Quebec!”

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Flies coated with batter and deep fried, obviously.

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