They didn’t listen to their parents

They didn’t listen to their parents

posted on 26 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

shredded-children

Photo courtesy of Mary Poa.
Spotted in Hong Kong.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Shredded Children are the GRATEst ones.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

After Communist China takes over Hong Kong, people start eating children.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Well they shouldn’t stand too close to the mincer

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Taste like chicken

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Fried Ramen is made from very young soylent green!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Child shredder

(From Engrish Wikipedia, the expensive encyclopedia)

A child shredder is a mechanical device used to cut children into chad, typically either strips or fine particles …

😉

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

One Kung Pao Children please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Shredded children dislike Ra Men so they fry them and take a picture

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Childburger with French Parents, please.

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Still tastes better than shredded wheat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They also have bratwurst made from real brats.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

That’ll teach them to say “Bite me” !

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Will it blend?

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

I can see why they abolished the one-child-per-couple policy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

“Children Fried Ramen” is a guitar solo?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

We love children, yes we do, shredded or boiled in a stew!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Children are to be shredded, not to be heard.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Better be careful when someone praises a child by saying ” well done”…

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

They misunderstood when they were told they needed a kids’ menu.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Having children is easy. Bringing them up can be awful.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

♫If you come to our house, to our house,
We’ll all have some fun,
We’ll feed you milk and cookies,
And put you in the oven until you’re done.♪

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

OH! I thought the menu said “Children’s Meals”.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I love children….But I could never eat an whole one.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Raising children is so so.
It’s harvesting them that is fun.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

May they rest in pieces.

Ann
Ann
5 years ago

Hansel with a side of Gretel please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Shredded children are much better than whore children

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

Reminds me of the song about the kid who wanted to be an Oscar Mayer wiener. His wish came true after an accident during a field trip to a meat packing plant.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Restaurant owner: “You rike cookie rittlel girl?”

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

♫If you come to our café,
Our café,
Our café,
We’re sure to have some fun,
We’ll put you in the oven until you’re done,
Then serve you up in slices on a wholemeal bun♪

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Shredded Children Fried Ramen.

Whore Children Sucked Ho.

EffEff
EffEff
5 years ago

I wonder if Harrison Chase had a child shredder in his basement, in addition to his adult shredder.

Lora
Lora
5 years ago

I think I’ll just stick to KFC – Kentucky Fried Children.

SF
SF
5 years ago

Endorsed by Jonathan Swift

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
5 years ago

Exploded children would be worse

The temple explodes the children cube

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

The children are our future … lunch.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

We are the world. We eat the children.. … and its time to lend a hand to shred. The greatest gift of all.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

I’m feeling a bit bloated. I’ve got to go channel my inner child.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

While on a hike, the diner passed his children in the woods.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Whenever the kids get behind in their chores, we like to take out this menu.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Shredding them’s not that difficult, it’s getting ’em into the damn shredder that’s hard.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

The shredded children are guaranteed flesh – or your money back.
On top of that the ramen are also fried with pure, natural children eggs too.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

The witch from “The Far Side” cartoon has been at it again!

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