Try these safety matches.

Try these safety matches.

posted on 11 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

burn-the-hand-carefully

Medium rare or I send it back.

Photo courtesy of T.S.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Carefully burning something is the best way outside of not burning it at all.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Careful of the hotplates

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

That will teach you for smorking

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

… after cutting of the fingers?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Somebody stooped over and stoped the stupid from recklessly burning himself

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I can’t figure out what a faucet has to do with food. I think it is stoped

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

We like to savor the aroma of burning hair.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Want to burn any other body parts? Just go for it!

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

@Droll not Troll | 4:08 am: Anything like the smell of napalm in the morning.

Ben
Ben
5 years ago

After severing all four fingers the wound must be cauterized.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Never burn the hand that turns you on.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Sequel to “Bang The Drum Slowly”?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

“Look Ma! No hands!”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Don’t get caught RED handed.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Sad ending for The Thing in Addams Family.

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

Anyone care for a handburger?

coffeebot
5 years ago

Gotta hand it to them, they only gave me the 1st degree.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Burn the hand carefully or it gets the ointment again.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

You just can’t torture prisoners anymore without some pettifogger whining about their civil rights.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Did you enjoy your hand, Sir?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

If you’re NOT careful, your fingers will separate from your palm and get mistaken for a cock’s comb.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Until it turns into a handle, um . . . candle (!!)

Myself
5 years ago

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick! But now, what smells like burning stuff? Guess Jack didn’t jump high enough.

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