We need more Hold Water Cups.

We need more Hold Water Cups.

posted on 5 Feb 2016 in Chinglish, Containers

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Photo courtesy of Vivien Phen.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The Official Ewell Gibbons machine.

Have you ever drunk a water machine? Goes good with a pine tree.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

You’ll need medicine after this.

“I can’t believe I drank the whole thing.”

algernon
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algernon

Tap not filtered

algernon
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algernon

You never know where the water comes from

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Water machine can be drunk

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also, spend our ATM machine

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Go home, water machine – you’re drunk!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

OK, as long as I don’t have to pee the toilet later.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I was looking for the beer machine.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

We need to send some of these to Flint Michigan.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Warning: May contain nuts. And screws. And pipe.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Shut up water machine! You’re not my REAL dad!

DrLex
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DrLex

If it’s ABS plastic, it will melt above 105 degrees Celcius. I see no problems here.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

I think we should have captions for the “Soylent” ads that keep showing up here.

Marum
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Marum

I never drink water. Look what fish do in it. (W.C. Fields)

Marum
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Marum

TOXIN FREE.
Yep! All them toxins that are in plastic, come free with this machine

Marum
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Marum

DRINK CANADA DRY

Marum
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Marum

Don’t stand too close. The red one drinks you.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Frank Burns: And insert one into Snyder, preferably sideways!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

FECK! ARSE! GIRLS! WATER MACHINE!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Don’t drink a water machine under the influence of a car

Marum
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Marum

@Dr Lex. I see a problem. I operate at 98.4F. I am not sure I could pee, an whole unmelted water cooler.

Filboid
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Filboid

Seems a bit redundant to label it as a drink the water machine – there’s a picture of daffodils right on it.

Lora
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Lora

If you’re on vacation in Mexico do they have don’t drink the water machines?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

In the German language, there are the words “trinken”, to drink, and “traenken” to give water. When I made an error, my instructor said, “You can’t drink a sheep.” I replied, “You can after you put it into a blender!” She asked, “What’s a blender?”

Marum
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Marum

@Long Tom.0421

Das Mixergerät = blender

die Küchenmachine = food processor

I love the term “grocer” = Das Lebensmittelhändler

Nicht faulenzen! Ich müsste ein bier haben.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Or snort a Coke machine

Peter
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Peter

At long last, we have the Liquid-State Water Machine.

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