100% mixed feelings…

100% mixed feelings…

posted on 20 Mar 2016 in Chinglish, Snacks

whole-wheat-partially

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timmy
timmy
4 years ago

I love it! sort of.

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

Gluten free mostly.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

I’ll bet those vegetarians are steamed about this!

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

I’ll just drive to the store in my partial zero emissions vehicle and buy some of those.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Hope there’s plenty of gluten – I’m wholly partial to gluten

RT
RT
4 years ago

schrodinger’s ramen

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Serves 3½.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I don’t know I’m divided

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Careful it may contain traces of meat

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

@RT Schrodinger’s ramen lmao!!!!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

I guess that’s better than all the veggies being made of wheat as well.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Whole wheat nude elles.

Is this better for you than ordinary pornography?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@timmy 1415. Yes. It can be Ramen or Udon at the same time, depending on which it chooses to be.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

and @RT 1322. Entschuldigen mir.

PeeBee
PeeBee
4 years ago

They quantum noodles. Don’t watch them boil or it changes the outcome.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Should not be eaten by women who are slightly pregnant.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

I can’t partially differentiate between wheat and oats.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

whole wheat partially means unwholesome.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The person who designed the package was not all there.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Buying food like this goes against the grain.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Half-assed marketing.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

@Marum | 13.00
Entschuldigen *Sie*, nicht mir…
Grammar nazi schlägt – auf deutsch.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Whole or whole not – there is no partially.

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Implying this will be eaten partially with spoon. What’s the fun in that. Gulp.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It’s like there’s a partially in my mouth!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Filboid 1630 Entschuldigen Sie mir.” Natürlich. I was on a phone call so I was being lazy. Wie man sich bettet, so liegt man. oder: Man weiß, was man tun sollte.

One should not hack Deutsch about as we do unto English.

♫Whatever have they done to the old mother tongue,
They have mangled strangled wrangled and destroyed it♪

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW. Danke. I was unsure about the “mir” Deshalb: “Entsculdigen danke.” oder “Entschuldigung!” Tausend dank,auch mate! As you no doubt know, Deutsch is my second language. I welcome your correction.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

German Indonesian fusion food “Nazi Goering” served with severe prejudice.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Hole Wheat

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

First fried vegetarian with egg, now vegetarian flavor? Seems like the hunting season is in full effect.

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

50% of the time they’re 100% whole wheat

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

CAUTION: May contain 100% of nuts

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

“Whole wheat” Partially?

In another universe, the Laws of Physics as we know them, may be totally different. (Stephen Hawking or Albert Einstein???)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Schroedinger’s wheat.

It can be whole or partial, depending on what the observer wishes to see.

Our observations of an object are merely our observations, and have no bearing on the true nature of the object. (Kant – German philosopher)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Filboid 1315. It is only zero emission if you don’t fart. Methane is an important greenhouse gas too.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

EDIT: It should have been multiple choice

“Whole wheat” Partially?

In another universe, the Laws of Physics as we know them, may be totally different.

A:
1. Stephen Hawking?
2. Albert Einstein?
3. Spike Milligan?

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Contains pure, artificial eggs

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