Crab for all situations

Crab for all situations

posted on 1 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

crab-cooks-whore-dust

Photo courtesy of Jon Henderson.
Found in Thailand.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

crap is the new spam, spam, spam, spam…..

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

crab cooks the clock, including the time hand(s)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Oh, crab

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

How does the squid cook an egg, or should I ask?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I thought the whore dust gave you crabs… “crab itches” is not on the menu.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Waiter! Your squid cooked the egg my penguin laid on the top of a television set!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

A Mrs Porn speciality

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The crab burns the whore. Forces dust

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Obviously, they misspelled ‘crab’

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

You should crap your hands to get rid of all that whore dust…

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

I’ll have the squid cooks an egg without so much crab on it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Mommy, look how time fries!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The seafood is too clever. Let’s eat the chef instead.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– I don’t want this crab, Mommy!
– Then at least eat the flies, honey.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Sounds like Dusty has the crabs again.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Crab can do anything you want. Except cooking an egg, but we have squid for that.

JimS
JimS
4 years ago

CRAB SMASH!

Oops, sorry, that’s the Hulk…

JimS
JimS
4 years ago

Whore dust is a lot like pixie dust but with full nudity and happy ending.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

It’s “poudre de la courtisane”, if you please….

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

‘Force Crab” … the Jedi power they don’t talk about.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Crab cooks whore dust is the plot of the new TV series Breaking Crab.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

With crab cooks whore dust you get slutea.

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

I guess SpongeBob quit, so Mr. Crabs has to do the cooking now.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

@jjhitt: May the crab be with you.

CJ
CJ
4 years ago

Things are are getting out of hand in Bikini Bottom.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Mr. Burns is pretty crabby.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
4 years ago

Squid cooks that hand from Time Warp Tickers.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

The only restaurant in the world where the cooking is done by marine life instead of humans.

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
4 years ago

The squid’s hands are all wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.

RT
RT
4 years ago

All those responsibilities done by a single crab?

Why not Zoidberg?

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

Doctor doctor – there’s a lobster on my piano!!!!!
Don’t be silly man – you have some crabs on your organ!

Garst
4 years ago

As acclaimed as the whore dust is here, I’ll just go for the egg.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
4 years ago

Crab is overworked.

Crab is yelled at by boss.

Crab is steamed.

brob
brob
4 years ago

I asked for a couple lines of whore dust and all I got was a small coke :/

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

See Dick. Dick reads a book. See Sally. Sally walks to school. See Squid. Squid cooks egg.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

It cooks the time hand by its squid or else it cuts the crab again

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Mama Squid laid a hundred eggs, and is hungry now, so she eats one of them. Is that cannibalism?

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

“U crab”. Me??? Why cant i be the squid, you’re easier on the squid.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The crab burns, because the have doused him in “Prik Nam Pla” sauce.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Thai waiter: “Hey farang! How do you want your Thai meal?”

Me (farang): ‘Ped, ped, pleas.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Thai waiter: “Hey farang! How do you want your Thai meal?”

Me (farang): ‘Ped, ped, please.’

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

To match the lamp burns

Samuel Orman-Chan
Samuel Orman-Chan
4 years ago

What is “whore dust” may I ask?

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