Crab for all situations

Crab for all situations

posted on 1 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

crab-cooks-whore-dust

Photo courtesy of Jon Henderson.
Found in Thailand.

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

crap is the new spam, spam, spam, spam…..

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

crab cooks the clock, including the time hand(s)

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Oh, crab

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

How does the squid cook an egg, or should I ask?

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

I thought the whore dust gave you crabs… “crab itches” is not on the menu.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! Your squid cooked the egg my penguin laid on the top of a television set!

algernon
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algernon

A Mrs Porn speciality

algernon
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algernon

The crab burns the whore. Forces dust

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Obviously, they misspelled ‘crab’

Filboid
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Filboid

You should crap your hands to get rid of all that whore dust…

Filboid
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Filboid

I’ll have the squid cooks an egg without so much crab on it.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, look how time fries!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The seafood is too clever. Let’s eat the chef instead.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– I don’t want this crab, Mommy!
– Then at least eat the flies, honey.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Sounds like Dusty has the crabs again.

DrLex
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DrLex

Crab can do anything you want. Except cooking an egg, but we have squid for that.

JimS
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JimS

CRAB SMASH!

Oops, sorry, that’s the Hulk…

JimS
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JimS

Whore dust is a lot like pixie dust but with full nudity and happy ending.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It’s “poudre de la courtisane”, if you please….

jjhitt
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jjhitt

‘Force Crab” … the Jedi power they don’t talk about.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Crab cooks whore dust is the plot of the new TV series Breaking Crab.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

With crab cooks whore dust you get slutea.

timmy
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timmy

I guess SpongeBob quit, so Mr. Crabs has to do the cooking now.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

@jjhitt: May the crab be with you.

CJ
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CJ

Things are are getting out of hand in Bikini Bottom.

Classic Steve
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Mr. Burns is pretty crabby.

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

Squid cooks that hand from Time Warp Tickers.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

The only restaurant in the world where the cooking is done by marine life instead of humans.

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

The squid’s hands are all wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.

RT
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RT

All those responsibilities done by a single crab?

Why not Zoidberg?

zankhana
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zankhana

Doctor doctor – there’s a lobster on my piano!!!!!
Don’t be silly man – you have some crabs on your organ!

Garst
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As acclaimed as the whore dust is here, I’ll just go for the egg.

Yang Xiao Long
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Yang Xiao Long

Crab is overworked.

Crab is yelled at by boss.

Crab is steamed.

brob
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brob

I asked for a couple lines of whore dust and all I got was a small coke :/

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

See Dick. Dick reads a book. See Sally. Sally walks to school. See Squid. Squid cooks egg.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It cooks the time hand by its squid or else it cuts the crab again

EffEff
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EffEff

Mama Squid laid a hundred eggs, and is hungry now, so she eats one of them. Is that cannibalism?

Kioku
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Kioku

“U crab”. Me??? Why cant i be the squid, you’re easier on the squid.

Marum
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Marum

The crab burns, because the have doused him in “Prik Nam Pla” sauce.

Marum
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Marum

Thai waiter: “Hey farang! How do you want your Thai meal?”

Me (farang): ‘Ped, ped, pleas.

Marum
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Marum

Thai waiter: “Hey farang! How do you want your Thai meal?”

Me (farang): ‘Ped, ped, please.’

Peter
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Peter

To match the lamp burns

Samuel Orman-Chan
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Samuel Orman-Chan

What is “whore dust” may I ask?

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