It’s a proprietary recipe…

It’s a proprietary recipe…

posted on 22 Mar 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

trademark-flowers-groping

Photo courtesy of Harry Linzer.
Menu from a restaurant in Shenzhen, China.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (86 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)
Loading...
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
29 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
algernon
algernon
6 years ago

They can’t keep their petals to themselves

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Beth … ?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Waiter the groping flowers look like meat

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Trademark? Must be a ripoff then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Grass is watching you, flowers

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Trademark on groping “meat” and “flowers”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Too much groping will get you a chilli reception.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

The things people patent nowadays…. It is getting out of hand.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I thought Flowers got groped by Bill.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I thought flowers would be better at stalking than groping.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Beware of the rape flowers!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Hmm…
“Pollinate for 3 minutes on High.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Flower Power is amazing!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Windflowers, my father told me not to go near them
He feared them always, said they trademark him away

Windflowers, I couldn’t wait to grope them
To smell them, I held them closely, now I cannot break away

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

He was groped by a carnivorous plant.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A research botanist named Brandt,
Whilst spending a government grant,
Was found unmolested,
But partly digested,
Inside a carnivorous plant.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If you use sweet and sour sauce as a personal lubricant…
… you just might be a flower.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Beware of Petal-files.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

@Frank Burns lmao!!!!

RT
RT
6 years ago

I told you not to order the venus flytrap

Enclave
6 years ago

@Marum Thats actually my name 🙂

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Being groped by flowers isn’t so bad, unless they draw their pistils.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Sift the flower before groping.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Mr.Spock had to be sprayed by an alien flower before he wanted to grope the girl.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Enclave 0021. hehehhehehe.

Don’t go near any Triffids then.

Hombre. I pride myself on my ability with limericks. Some I invent, some I steal. I think I remember reading that one somewhere, some 40 or more years ago.

Vaya conDios amigo….Marum (El gato)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually. I looks a lot like “Sweet and Sour Pork”.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’ll have No. 6 on the menu, thanks.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

69 dammit

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Eat your heart out, Little Shop Of Horrors!

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2022 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.
29
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x