It’s a proprietary recipe…

It’s a proprietary recipe…

posted on 22 Mar 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

trademark-flowers-groping

Photo courtesy of Harry Linzer.
Menu from a restaurant in Shenzhen, China.

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algernon
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algernon

They can’t keep their petals to themselves

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Beth … ?

algernon
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algernon

Waiter the groping flowers look like meat

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Trademark? Must be a ripoff then.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Grass is watching you, flowers

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Trademark on groping “meat” and “flowers”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Too much groping will get you a chilli reception.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The things people patent nowadays…. It is getting out of hand.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I thought Flowers got groped by Bill.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I thought flowers would be better at stalking than groping.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Beware of the rape flowers!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Hmm…
“Pollinate for 3 minutes on High.”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Flower Power is amazing!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Windflowers, my father told me not to go near them
He feared them always, said they trademark him away

Windflowers, I couldn’t wait to grope them
To smell them, I held them closely, now I cannot break away

Marum
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Marum

He was groped by a carnivorous plant.

Marum
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Marum

A research botanist named Brandt,
Whilst spending a government grant,
Was found unmolested,
But partly digested,
Inside a carnivorous plant.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

If you use sweet and sour sauce as a personal lubricant…
… you just might be a flower.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Beware of Petal-files.

timmy
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timmy

@Frank Burns lmao!!!!

RT
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RT

I told you not to order the venus flytrap

Enclave
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@Marum Thats actually my name 🙂

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Being groped by flowers isn’t so bad, unless they draw their pistils.

Filboid
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Filboid

Sift the flower before groping.

EffEff
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EffEff

Mr.Spock had to be sprayed by an alien flower before he wanted to grope the girl.

Marum
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Marum

@Enclave 0021. hehehhehehe.

Don’t go near any Triffids then.

Hombre. I pride myself on my ability with limericks. Some I invent, some I steal. I think I remember reading that one somewhere, some 40 or more years ago.

Vaya conDios amigo….Marum (El gato)

Marum
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Marum

Actually. I looks a lot like “Sweet and Sour Pork”.

Marum
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Marum

I’ll have No. 6 on the menu, thanks.

Marum
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Marum

69 dammit

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Eat your heart out, Little Shop Of Horrors!

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