Must be a caucasian snail…

Must be a caucasian snail…

posted on 5 Mar 2016 in Signs, Toiletries

snail-white

Photo courtesy of Greg in Paris.
Found at Bangkok’s Suvarnabhumi Airport, Thailand.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Snail is the new white

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Do they leave snail trails

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Mrs Porn swears by it

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

She’s so beautiful and sticky!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Inspired by ‘Snail White and the Seven Slugs’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Snail White and the seven dwarf bamboo plants.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Warning: Do not use with salt!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Facial cream and leg remover?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

NOTE: make sure to apply very slowly

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Make your wrinkles escargot away.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I think the exclamation mark on that sign says it all.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Makes you more white? Something that Michael Jackson would use?

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

But I swear, there’s shrinkage!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

But if you don’t like your skin flesh and worm, try our ‘Snail Polish Remover’

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

“But I’m pulling on the snail, and no facial cream is coming out”
“Just try a few more pulls….”

The_YongGrand
The_YongGrand
4 years ago

“this cream must be slow acting!” 🙂

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

“Mirror. Mirror on the wall, who is the slowest one of all?”

Snailwhite!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Maybe in Thailand it is, but in Bangkok is a different kind of facial.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Snail White and the three Bleahs.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Algernon 0403. That is why women have legs. 😉

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

When asked how a shipment of Escargot got lost.

An Australia Post spokesperson explained: “We had the little buggers cornered, when, with an amazing burst of speed, they leapt away from us, and galloped into the distance. Despite our best efforts, they were too fast for us.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Namu Life: enjoy life at snail pace.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@FB. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY. 👿

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Puts a slime on your face.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@72rd 0422.
Would that, by chance, be the Giant African Slug, that the DPI. is always raving about. (DPI = Dept. of Primary Industries)

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Snailed it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

@ Marum: Uh, I thought you mean Dots Per Inch!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

My hovercraft is full of snails. And btw you can also get tons of fresh snail in winter.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@72rd. There was a bloke who had a very small penis which he was seeking to improve. He saw doctors a plenty, but nothing worked. One English doctor h consulted had studied hypnosis, so he thought that Post Hypnotic suggestion might help. Every time someone said, “pardon”, he gained 1/16″. . So over the next few days everything was going increasingly well, (one might say) until he was walking past Harrods. An Arab gentleman came flying out the door, and knocked him flying. The Arab bloke and his bodyguard, picked the poor bloke up, dusted him off, and exclaimed! A… Read more »

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW. Do the dots talk to you? 😆

brob
brob
4 years ago

Eh, I always kinda liked Rice White more. It’s just a tad whiter

RT
RT
4 years ago

* insert zootopia sloth memes here

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Now with 20% less snips and puppy dog’s tails.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Lora: You mean that, until now, women have been putting BOYS on their faces?? 😛

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

I’m shocked…shell shocked!

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

When you invent a better face cream the world will ooze a trail of slime to your door.

Salome
Salome
4 years ago

Brrrr! It’s cold. I wonder if it’s been snailing outside?

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Nah, I’m good with sluggrey.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Try also ‘SNAIL BROWN NO.2’ – Thailand’s best smelling facial cream!

Tim
Tim
4 years ago

Unfortunately, there really is face cream made from snail slime (mucin).

olog-hai
olog-hai
4 years ago

Tsunade is in the facial cream business now?

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