Optional light saber lancer

Optional light saber lancer

posted on 25 Mar 2016 in Chinglish, Toys

star-wart

Photo courtesy of Zoltan Hegedus.
Lego knock-off found in Taichung, Taiwan.

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

C Pee 3 O

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

With Luke skywarter

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Do not eat mutton with you hands if you have a Star Wart

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Republic Sroopert

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Long ago In a galaxy fart, fart away

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

On sale at WartMart

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Luke, I am your Farther!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Big star warts end up erupting in a coronal mass ejection

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

I spilled some Compound W on it, and the toy disappeared.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Look out for that ring wormhole!

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Do not bring into contact with liquid nitrogen.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

These toys will assist with your child’s growth…. if you want them to have a growth.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

I got a bad feeling about this.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

We’ll just have to freeze that off with some carbonite…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

A star wart is just a fancy sun spot.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Star Wart – rated G (for genital exhibition.)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Use the Farce, Luke.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

The Frogstar Fighters have left the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy Scenario!

Bite the wax tadpole
Bite the wax tadpole
5 years ago

MAy the warts be with you

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Four blondes are in a bar downing drinks, and giving each other high-fives.
Barman: “You ladies appear to be having a great celebration.”

Blonde lady: ‘Yes we just finiished a jigsaw puzzle.’

Barman: “Must have ben quite some puzzle.”

Blond lady:’ Yes. It said on the box 6 – 12 years, and we did it in 6 months!’

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@algrnon 0403. That’s easy for you to say. You don’t lisp.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Maybe you could have it removed with a light saber….

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Where’s Jabba the Zitt?

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“That’s no moon….”

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

You will find that Emperor Polyp is not as forgiving as I am.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

The target area is only two meters wide. It’s a small thermal exhaust port. A small one-man fighter could deliver a precise hit of Compond-W which should destroy the station.

Tom P.
Tom P.
5 years ago

May the Fart be with you

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
5 years ago

From the studios that brought you Indian Spunk

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

“I find your lack of zits disturbing”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

What happens if you’re age 5 – 13?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Approved by Republic Troopers of Chi … umm, Taiwan

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
5 years ago

“We’re totally not violating Lucasfilm’s trademark. Star Wart is a completely different franchise from Star Wars.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Is there life on K-Mart?

Jack
Jack
5 years ago

A good product, warts and all.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Can‘t wait to collect the Democrats Troopers.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
5 years ago

That’s no mole…

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

On sale at K-Wars.

Salome
Salome
5 years ago

Oliver Cromwell’s favourite Roundhead.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

It’s the kind of movie that grows on you.

the_yonggrand
the_yonggrand
5 years ago

“Intergalactic warts?? They travel through hyper-spaces?? Damn!!” 😀

That aside, I saw a million of those around where I live. They are dirt cheap, and trust me, the plastic inside are flimsy and they are poorly made! 😀

the_yonggrand
the_yonggrand
5 years ago

Anakin: “No! I’m your father!”

Luke: “No! That’s not true! That’s impossible!!”

Anakin: “… and is that a Star Wart on your hands??”

Luke: “Oh, thanks for reminding me! Need to get rid of it! I got it from the last hyper-space! Any ideas how?”

😀

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Lego my franchise!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

A Big West Indian fast bowler walks into a Doctors surgery, with a Canary sitting on his head.

“What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asks.

The Canary replies. ‘It started off as a wart on my bum.’

(From the Twelfth Man series)

zankhana
zankhana
5 years ago

And have a herpes day!!!!!!

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Market by ACNE Corporation, available at Waltmart stores.

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