Undersea addiction is no joke.

Undersea addiction is no joke.

posted on 14 Mar 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

fried-rice-with-crab-meth

Don’t get the meth–the fried rice is a narc.

Photo courtesy of Kevin Does.
Found in Phnom Penh, Cambodia.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Fried vegetarian?! I’m a vegetarian!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Nice to meth you!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

One Loki Fried Lice please.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

Ssh! I’m undercover; I don’t want to rice any suspicions…

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“This is the city, Phnom Penh, I work here. My name is Fried. I curry a badge.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Vegetarians don’t really scream when you throw them in the fryer. It’s just gas escaping.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

The cop rice will get the drug rice every time

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Careful of the meth rice. Keeps you awake for days.

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
5 years ago

Children may know them as an energetic cartoon sponge and his boss, but our investigation reveals Spongebob and Mr. Krabs have a dark side. These photos, taken by an undercover agent known only by the code name “Fried Rice”, reveal the pair’s secret meth lab in the back room of the Krusty Krab restaurant, where they cook their product known by the street name “crab meth”.

Conventi
Conventi
5 years ago

Walther White approves.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

That’s a different kind of “cooked” crab!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The fried rice went undercover to catch the meth crabs in their underwater hideout.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The fried vegetarian with egg is NOT vegan.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Crab meth is illegal. You’re liable to get pinched.

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Crab meth!!!? No, I wanted to go to Crub Med!

RT
RT
5 years ago

Why does the fried rice here smell like brownies?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Well, it’s good to know they keep the crabs on ice.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

There’s also fried vegan but you don’t get egg with that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

They’re operating a crab lab in the back room.

Ann
Ann
5 years ago

@seventy2rd o clock:

I thought you were a dish. XD

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

“Lok lak fried rice?” “Lok lak I’m going to be getting McDonald’s tonight.”

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Most vegetarians I meet are baked, not fried.

Light Code
Light Code
5 years ago

As much as it is a good one it could be even better if it was
“fried rice with crap meth”.

asdf
asdf
5 years ago

The Cambodian language script looks like “mwmuism…”

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

“86 and 99 will have number eight!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

@ Ann: Me too!

tankero
tankero
5 years ago

Fried egg, fried bacon and fried
Fried , fried, fried egg and fried
Fried , fried, fried fried, fried , fried baked beans, fried fried and fried
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top. Fried

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
5 years ago

The crab people are back…and they’re dealing.

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