Very specific rest rooms.

Very specific rest rooms.

posted on 21 Mar 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

bethroom

Beth, you in there?

Photo courtesy of Claire Lee.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

No no no, it should be Bobroom

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Only those named Beth is allowed in here — Beth Club

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Must be for a good time

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

And apparently only guys that are named Beth

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Or this is in the suck ho bldg, and Beth is ……

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So men are allowed in Bethroom? There’s some funny business going on in there!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’ve heard of a boy named Sue but this is ridiculous.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Perhaps its a pocket that needs to be used

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

And the methroom is down the hall.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

For Jews who can’t afford the Alephroom.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

only in Bethlehem.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

@Big Fat Cat: I’m sorry sir, we have no room. Try the next stall.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I n the Bethroom, I thought I thaw a puddytat. I DID thee a puddytat!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Female version of the john.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Apparently she’s in the boys’ room playin’. What can you do?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

What a relief! I need to crep!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Beware. Entering here is sudden Beth.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’m not taking a Beth.
I’m leaving one.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Yu must be satisfied!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

For Bethman only

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

Beth, I hear you calling But you must come out right now! Me and the boys are paying, And we’re paying by the hour, Just a few more hours, And you’re going to break that loo, I know my account is falling Oh Beth, what can I do? Beth, OUT of that LOO! You say you feel so empty That this airport ain’t a home That I’m always somewhere else And you’re always there alone, Just a few more hours And I’ll say good bye to you I think I hear them calling Oh Beth, what can I do? Beth,… Read more »

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Life ain’t easy for a boy named Beth.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

THE WAGES OF GIN IS BETH!!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

ODE BUT A PENNY

Beth! Beth!
Waiting out here is far worse than deth.
I have my knees crosst,
And my eyes as well,
Yes. Waiting out here is far worse than Hell.

Beth! Beth!
What can I do?
If you don’t come out I surely will poo,
I’ll pee like a river,
Till the hallway,s awash,
Beth! Beth!
Come out by gosh.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

It’s for members of KISS to practice.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: Before you enter, press ‘Do Me’ button

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– And now, ladies and gentle women …

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Beth is like the instructions on a a flavoured milk carton: PUSH FLAPS BACK TO OPEN.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’ll bet you’ll never regard your flavoured milk the same way again.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW BEST TO ENJOY YOUR FALVOURED MILK

1. Push flaps back to open.
2. Lick around the inner edge.
3. Tilt head bask to swallow.
4. Repeat as needed until finished.

Eggrish
Eggrish
6 years ago

What’s that? It’s PatRoom!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Beth’s not here, man!
– (Apologies to Cheech and Chong.)

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Well, it can’t be for inspector Clouseau, that would be a bethrheum.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Welp, I’m never drinking flavored milk again. In fact I may not be eating solid food for the rest of the day, thanks guys.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

After taking a nice bath, have a nightmare in the badroom.

VP
VP
6 years ago

young man,you can get self clean and more

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

Wait a minute, is this a beth room or a rest room? Which should I call it? At least I’m not the only one who has been in this quandary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ssHe4i8yhk

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