As long as it’s crispy…

As long as it’s crispy…

posted on 23 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

crispy-crap

Oh, and I’ll have that fizzy stuff.

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in Vienna, Austria.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Your choice of chicken nuggets or butt nuggets

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Leave my mat alone.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

meat

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Hot and steamy

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Deep fried for your convenience

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

It must be crappy when it comes to Vietnam Austrian food.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Q. Do you know the difference between male mud-crabs and female mud-crabs?

A. Mudflaps

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Krebsfleisch = crabmeat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Crispy crap means you really need more fibre in your diet!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I don’t think they’ll be apologising for the incontinence.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Warning: May contain nuts or corn.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Knusprig = cruncy/crisp/crackly

I can’t figure out of Knuspriges is a company name or ? Was gibt?

Deutches Muttrsprachen eforderlich. HELLLP!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I suppose they get it from friars.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Ahh! Cholesterol filled heart bombs. Like they serve at pubs during the football.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

GASP! Truth in advertising!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Panko poop-o.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Hey mate! Are you the fish Fryer.

No. I’m the chip monk.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Die Krebbe auseinanderfallen.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Sometimes dog crap, sometimes whores crap.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Waiter! I said a piece of crap, not 5 pieces!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Wir crap … meat … hier … in … Zee Building!

RT
RT
4 years ago

I hear the corn really gives it that crunchy texture

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

Doesn’t matter what language — crab always turns out to be crap.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Another offering from the breakfast bowel.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

I think I’ll have the springrolls.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

@ jjhtt they aren’t bad, but the tiny metal springs are hard on the teeth.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

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Peter
Peter
4 years ago

My . . . that constipation must have killed him.

Salome
Salome
4 years ago

Marum–it’s just an inflexion. In this case, as an adjective for a neuter noun where there is no definite article.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Salome. Vielen Dank.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Salome. When a language is not your native one, it is amazing how simple things sometimes hang one up.

In Motuan (PNG) thre is a word “sedira” = who knows.
With the correct inflection it can mean “Who gives a f–k!”.
As you can no doubt appreciate, because of my Australian accent, I stay well away from that word. 😆
Causing international incidents, is not one of my hobbies.

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