Because important.

Because important.

posted on 10 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries

please-shortly

Thank you for considerate.

Photo courtesy of Madelaine Nelson.
Spotted in Korea.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Offical phone for Mickey Rooney.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well at least its not the offal phone

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

A Fickle phone pleases the midget management

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Managemnt longly is next door

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you want to use this phone, get on your knees!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

We ran out of room on the sign, so we omitted what to do shortly in order to make the phrase more shortly.

Sincer,
The management

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Offical phone with comical sign.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

If you are shorter than 5 foot, you can apply for management trainee at the Hamilton Hotel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If phone not working there may be a shortly in the line.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t make too many calls; they keep a tally.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just don’t push the grey button

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Children under this height may not us the phoney.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you make too long a call, the Lithium ion Cobalt Batteries will go into uncontrolled thermal runaway. Thereby blowing your lug off, and setting fire to your sporting section.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT..0443. Tally Ho! Old chap. And View Hallooooo! An all that jazz.

BTW. Where’s yer Fox?

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Shortly is important, but not to the point of incoherently.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: She’s in the bedroom waiting for me. 😛

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

DnT 0552. So. You are into Fox Hunting then. What is your choice of weapon? 😆

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@BFC 0431. I assume you are meaning the Hamilton Hotel, on Kingsford Smith Drive, in Brissie.
In the old days when the wharves were there, one only had to make it know at the Public Bar, as to what you wanted, and it was there in a matter of days. The ubiquitous, “broken pallet”, worked wonders. I Imagine, containers have ended all that.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Shortly – The boss I’d wear.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

As opposed to Gladly. The cross-eyed bear.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I, Kim Jong Un, deprove this sign. 😈

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If there weren’t such a word as; neologism….I’d have to invent one. 🙄

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Soon ring. Quickly it.

SF
SF
6 years ago

Get shortly.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

I just accidentally all over the phone.

RT
RT
6 years ago

this is pimp hotline

please shawty

-management

Eggrish
Eggrish
6 years ago

Me love you long time but don’t waste my minutes.

Eggrish
Eggrish
6 years ago

Hello Shortly Phone, I’m Bubble Tea.
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Suck my calls.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@Marum | 6:47 am: Megan Fox hunting shortly? (she’s only 5’3″)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you’re as high as the receptionist. You may use this phone.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

This phone is not for me. I’m used to please longly!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: Most suitable for less than 1.1 Meter of children

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