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posted on 4 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

lttle-stupid-chicken

…and don’t use all the butter!

Photo courtesy of N.S.
Menu found in China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I’ve never known a smart chicken.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

shouldn’t that read “lttle stupd chcken”? I don’t know why I have to be left out.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Chicken Lttle was stupid. I guess the sky fell in on him after all.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

if you braise a mushroom, you are stupid

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Just go and stew in your own juices

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Stupid lttle chicken, look where you’ve got us

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Lttle chicken, you’re also rde and nreasonable!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

… or the chef will get ya.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Yeah, bird-brain!

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Everyone knows mushrooms are not to be braised!

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

“I was braised on country sunshine….”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Little smart chicken make a mushroom pizza.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

If you ask them supersize it you get a Big Dumb Turkey.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Only one mushroom? That’s such a poultry effort!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

You won’t find any eggheads here.

Ann
Ann
4 years ago

Chickens! Be smart! Say no to the ‘shrooms!

Ann
Ann
4 years ago

Damn chickens never listen.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

There’s not mushroom in here for Smart Chicken, so she left to study relativity with Owlbert Einstein.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It well may braise a mushroom,
But it should never sit on a toad’stool.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

You’re such a cow, chicken

Jim_S
Jim_S
4 years ago

Only the stupid chickens got caught.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

What is most curious, is that I find neither the word “chicken” nor “mushroom” in the Chinese text. It does have “duck blood” in it. The title literally translates into “Farmer’s spicy sundry goods.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@DrLex: That’s why the farmer’s wife married him. 😉

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
4 years ago

Honey, want to just pick up something for dinner tonight? I have some coupons for El Pollo Estúpido.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

What a dumb cluck!

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@DrLex: Wow, the translator must have had a really off day!

pasdrole
pasdrole
4 years ago

TRUMP Chicken

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
4 years ago

He might be stupid, but is he rude and unreasonable?

Light Code
Light Code
4 years ago

Chef: Little stupid chicken, braise a mushroom.
Chicken: *Braises a mushroom*
Chef: Little stupid chicken, close your eyes.

Chef: *Serves chicken in braised mushroom*

M.U.
M.U.
4 years ago

The mushroom is braising! The mushroom is braising!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

If you want a chicken to braise a mushroom, don’t call her stupid.

In any case, would you want something without opposable thumbs to be braising anything at all?

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