I hate that chicken…

I hate that chicken…

posted on 27 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Spicy_chicken_asshole

Chicken, why you gotta be that way?

Photo courtesy of Philip Campbell.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I thought the first item was Chicken & Vegas at first glance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Hey, who are you calling chicken?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Spicy chicken asshole — what was the chicken eating?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Did you enjoy your asshole, Sir?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

This is actually what’s in the meal, but some asshole couldn’t spell “anus”.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Usually with chicken, you can say “finger licking good”, but I would not want to say licking while eating the second item on the menu.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Waiter! There’s something in my asshole!
– We’re sorry for the incontinence, Sir.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Fried crap is extra.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Customer: “Waiter, what is the second item on the menu?”
Rude Waiter: “It’s spicy chicken, asshole!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Could be worse. Could be a spicy ass’s hole.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Schincters not included

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Comes with corn

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

In other news, a Korean farmer was arrested today for molesting his chickens with habanero peppers.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Careful; you are what you eat.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

When you have finished eating this, you’re pooped.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The second item was passed fit for consumption by the Orifice of Public Health.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

I already thought it looked too brown…

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

First, you eat the spicy chicken. Then, about 24 hours later, you suffer from spicy chicken asshole.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Six peppers spiciness level. Swearing will be unavoidable when taking the first bite.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

But it would cost more than $25.00to make me put up with them.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Allah hu Snackbar’s signature dish.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

$25 ????!!

Mineko Unabara
Mineko Unabara
4 years ago

What do you call a spy chicken asshole?

Cloaca-and-Dagger.

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

Wouldnt the plate be empty

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Someone’s confused about where the eggs come out.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

So that’s why Adult Engrish stopped updating long ago: We can get the same stuff here now.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Why? You got a problem with that?

PeeBee
PeeBee
4 years ago

A comma would totally change the meaning of that menu.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

The last dish must be screwed chicken asshole.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
4 years ago

Now we know why he’s so rude and unreasonable

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

I’ll take “Martinets in History for $200, Alex.

Q: Name the Spicy Chicken Asshole?

A: Who is Captain Sobel. played by David Schwimmer on Band of Brothers, Alex.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

You get lice with that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Would you like some bastard with that?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago
Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The “special” chicken (at the bottom) can’t tell its ass from a hole in the ground.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Waiter! Why did you put my asshole on my plate?
– Because you ordered it, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Anything else, Sir?
– Yes, asshole!

Ann
Ann
4 years ago

A delicious way to have your ass handed to you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

The Breakfast of Mothercluckers.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

Who’s been feeding the chickens peppercorns? They’ve been squawking like crazy every time they poop.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Just wondering . . . which arsehole made that menu?

Turtlesoviet
Turtlesoviet
2 years ago

Korean here.

I am going to say that this is not really engrish, and the translation there is absolutely correct.

No it’s not a real asshole, but somehow we call it that way.

For reference :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dak-ttongjip

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