I hate that chicken…

I hate that chicken…

posted on 27 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Spicy_chicken_asshole

Chicken, why you gotta be that way?

Photo courtesy of Philip Campbell.

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I thought the first item was Chicken & Vegas at first glance.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Hey, who are you calling chicken?

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Spicy chicken asshole — what was the chicken eating?

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Did you enjoy your asshole, Sir?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

This is actually what’s in the meal, but some asshole couldn’t spell “anus”.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Usually with chicken, you can say “finger licking good”, but I would not want to say licking while eating the second item on the menu.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! There’s something in my asshole!
– We’re sorry for the incontinence, Sir.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Fried crap is extra.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Customer: “Waiter, what is the second item on the menu?”
Rude Waiter: “It’s spicy chicken, asshole!”

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Could be worse. Could be a spicy ass’s hole.

algernon
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algernon

Schincters not included

algernon
Guest
algernon

Comes with corn

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

In other news, a Korean farmer was arrested today for molesting his chickens with habanero peppers.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Careful; you are what you eat.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

When you have finished eating this, you’re pooped.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The second item was passed fit for consumption by the Orifice of Public Health.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

I already thought it looked too brown…

DrLex
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DrLex

First, you eat the spicy chicken. Then, about 24 hours later, you suffer from spicy chicken asshole.

DrLex
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DrLex

Six peppers spiciness level. Swearing will be unavoidable when taking the first bite.

Marum
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Marum

But it would cost more than $25.00to make me put up with them.

Marum
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Marum

Allah hu Snackbar’s signature dish.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

$25 ????!!

Mineko Unabara
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Mineko Unabara

What do you call a spy chicken asshole?

Cloaca-and-Dagger.

Kioku
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Kioku

Wouldnt the plate be empty

Classic Steve
Guest

Someone’s confused about where the eggs come out.

Classic Steve
Guest

So that’s why Adult Engrish stopped updating long ago: We can get the same stuff here now.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Why? You got a problem with that?

PeeBee
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PeeBee

A comma would totally change the meaning of that menu.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The last dish must be screwed chicken asshole.

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

Now we know why he’s so rude and unreasonable

Pete
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Pete

I’ll take “Martinets in History for $200, Alex.

Q: Name the Spicy Chicken Asshole?

A: Who is Captain Sobel. played by David Schwimmer on Band of Brothers, Alex.

Filboid
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Filboid

You get lice with that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Would you like some bastard with that?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The “special” chicken (at the bottom) can’t tell its ass from a hole in the ground.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! Why did you put my asshole on my plate?
– Because you ordered it, Sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Anything else, Sir?
– Yes, asshole!

Ann
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Ann

A delicious way to have your ass handed to you.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

The Breakfast of Mothercluckers.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Who’s been feeding the chickens peppercorns? They’ve been squawking like crazy every time they poop.

Peter
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Peter

Just wondering . . . which arsehole made that menu?

Turtlesoviet
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Turtlesoviet

Korean here.

I am going to say that this is not really engrish, and the translation there is absolutely correct.

No it’s not a real asshole, but somehow we call it that way.

For reference :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dak-ttongjip

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