I sprayed the bus stop with this…

I sprayed the bus stop with this…

posted on 1 Apr 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

dirty-old-horny

I’m still feeling a little horny.

Photo courtesy of Angel Tam.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

20ml is not long enough to penetrate the dirty old horny.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I hate when dirty old horny [people] accumulate. I’m glad there is something to dissolve those get-togethers.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

dirty old horny and penetrate should NOT be used in the same sentence. Especially with deeply.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Darling? Is that a dirty old horny on your skin or are just happy to see me?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the horny again.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Penetrate deep and quickly! My skin metabolism thanks you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Egg Slut: ”Mmmm … Dirty old horny!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Warning: overuse may make your pore sore.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The old perv

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Subliminal advertising?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Instructions for use: insert (1) into pore after applying sufficient lubrication.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

To remove dirty old horny, maybe the product should be applied to porNs.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Oily for the turgid

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I wash my old horny regularly with soap and water. I don’t want to dissolve it! 😯

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Just leave my dirty old horny alone, SON.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Speaking of dirty old horny.

Do you know that more money is spent on Viagra and Breast implants, than is spent on Alzheimer’s research?

We face a future, of all these geriatrics with perky boobs, and mighty erections, without any clear recollection of what to do with them.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Does it cure hairy palms?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@FB 0803. No. But it stops you looking for them. :biggrin:

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

:bigrin:

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

Applying too much can cause a Bernie sensation.

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
4 years ago

Actual serious question: Why do we see so many skincare products on this site claiming to remove “horny” or “horniness”? Is the Chinese word for “horn” similar to the word for “pimple” or “blackhead” or something?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

@wildabeast: Why are there 1.3 billion chinese in this world. Removing horniness is like contraceptive imho.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@timmy: Apparently, people in Alaska and Vermont are applying it by the truckload! 😉

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
4 years ago

I actually found the answer. The outer layer layer of skin is called the “stratum corneum” which is literally Latin for “horny layer”. So this is a bad translation of “exfoliate” essentially.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Inspired by ‘Only Fools and Hornys’

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Creepy pervert bothering you? This product will provide the way to get him to leave you alone forever!

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Accumulate oil and dirty old hormones?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@WildaBeast 1645. Beware of Cantonese then my love. The literal translation of “d-r-y” is literally “f-u-c-k”.

Thus. If you see a warehouse with F–k Goods on the sign I have a clue for you – It is not an Adult Goods store, or a Venus Sex Shop.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

For women who don’t have Wendo.

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