I’m feeling optimal, and you?

I’m feeling optimal, and you?

posted on 14 Apr 2016 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

general-managers-remarks

Photo courtesy of Jill Kramer.
Found in guest services book in Wuhan, China hotel. 

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algernon
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algernon

you come where. Its an optimal feeling

algernon
Guest
algernon

extingwished expres acknowledgement

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

If you have dismal feelings here, please write to engrish.com

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

The general manager will keep an I-on you.

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

Spirit enjoyment? I thought that’s only available at Ouija Mountain Villa!

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

The general manager exting-wished that there would be guests.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

I’m glad they satisfy my reqnests in an all-round way. A triangle shaped nest is uncomfortable.

SF
Guest
SF

I have had too much spirit enjoyment to feel optimal. In fact, I’m rather feeling extingwished.

SF
Guest
SF

Spirit enjoyment is to be found in the mini-bar.

Long Tom
Guest
Long Tom

@SF-You don’t find spirit enjoyment in a mini-bat, you get it in the full-sized bar!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

My come is pleased to be at your Villa but you really need to wash the sheets now.

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

If guests need to extinguished, something tells me they won’t have optimal feelings about having been set on fire in the first place.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

I wonder what message the GM has for guests who are still alive.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

extingwished: on fire but hoping for water.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

“She’ll be coming round Luojia Mountain when she comes….”

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Luojia Mountain Villa has many staffs, which are useful for hiking.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

PS: In case you have non-optimal feelings, use our fire extingwisher

timmy
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timmy

So the rooms are haunted then.

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

So, no smoking then?

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Deer General, Manager’s Remarks:

I, according to your notice, can not translate this satisfactorily.
But I will tell my friends the caption!

Extingwished guests

Yu No Hoo
Guest
Yu No Hoo

Our staffs have service aim to satisfy.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

In case of fire, guests will find fire distingwishers are all-round.

Jack
Guest
Jack

“Dear extingwished guests”

A bit of a flowery start for a eulogy, don’t you think?

WorrierPrincess
Guest
WorrierPrincess

If the guests need to be extingwished, maybe our warm welcomes are a little bit TOO warm.

Kioku
Guest
Kioku

All-round? Does that mean if I ask for an extra chair my only option is a been bag?

Marum
Guest
Marum

The guests were “extinguished”?

Yes indeed. They were extremely put out.

Marum
Guest
Marum

The management frowns upon fire-extingwisher fights in the stair wells.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Esteemed Manager, Sir. I am your guests from Room 409, and I am extremely extingwished The reason is that the starlings have established their reqnests in the lintel above the door to my patio, as a result of this construction frenzy by these infernal birds, my room is now crawling with lice. Could you please evict these unwanted guests/pests immediately, or at least provide complimentary Calamine lotion. My lice chewed remains, your humble guest, Room 409.

Marum
Guest
Marum

@Kioku 0643

No extingwished gust. W send a posse of the esteemed Red Guards to your room. They will beat you arse, until you no longer ar capable of sitting down.

The management humbly hopes, that this will generally fulfil your desire.

Mr. Wrong
Guest
Mr. Wrong

Nos morituri te ejaculatamus.

But can you please turn off the spy cam?

Anomoly
Guest
Anomoly

The Luojia mountain villa staff gave sincere thanks to my come and now I have spirit enjoyment.

timmy
Guest
timmy

I extingwish I could go to a different hotel.

sirpaulfan
Guest
sirpaulfan

as long as you have a fire extngwisher, I’m good.

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