I’m feeling optimal, and you?

I’m feeling optimal, and you?

posted on 14 Apr 2016 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

general-managers-remarks

Photo courtesy of Jill Kramer.
Found in guest services book in Wuhan, China hotel. 

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

you come where. Its an optimal feeling

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

extingwished expres acknowledgement

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

If you have dismal feelings here, please write to engrish.com

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

The general manager will keep an I-on you.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Spirit enjoyment? I thought that’s only available at Ouija Mountain Villa!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

The general manager exting-wished that there would be guests.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I’m glad they satisfy my reqnests in an all-round way. A triangle shaped nest is uncomfortable.

SF
SF
4 years ago

I have had too much spirit enjoyment to feel optimal. In fact, I’m rather feeling extingwished.

SF
SF
4 years ago

Spirit enjoyment is to be found in the mini-bar.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@SF-You don’t find spirit enjoyment in a mini-bat, you get it in the full-sized bar!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

My come is pleased to be at your Villa but you really need to wash the sheets now.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

If guests need to extinguished, something tells me they won’t have optimal feelings about having been set on fire in the first place.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I wonder what message the GM has for guests who are still alive.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

extingwished: on fire but hoping for water.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

“She’ll be coming round Luojia Mountain when she comes….”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Luojia Mountain Villa has many staffs, which are useful for hiking.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

PS: In case you have non-optimal feelings, use our fire extingwisher

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

So the rooms are haunted then.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

So, no smoking then?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Deer General, Manager’s Remarks:

I, according to your notice, can not translate this satisfactorily.
But I will tell my friends the caption!

Extingwished guests

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Our staffs have service aim to satisfy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

In case of fire, guests will find fire distingwishers are all-round.

Jack
Jack
4 years ago

“Dear extingwished guests”

A bit of a flowery start for a eulogy, don’t you think?

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
4 years ago

If the guests need to be extingwished, maybe our warm welcomes are a little bit TOO warm.

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

All-round? Does that mean if I ask for an extra chair my only option is a been bag?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The guests were “extinguished”?

Yes indeed. They were extremely put out.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The management frowns upon fire-extingwisher fights in the stair wells.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Esteemed Manager,
Sir. I am your guests from Room 409, and I am extremely extingwished

The reason is that the starlings have established their reqnests in the lintel above the door to my patio, as a result of this construction frenzy by these infernal birds, my room is now crawling with lice.

Could you please evict these unwanted guests/pests immediately, or at least provide complimentary Calamine lotion.

My lice chewed remains, your humble guest, Room 409.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Kioku 0643

No extingwished gust. W send a posse of the esteemed Red Guards to your room. They will beat you arse, until you no longer ar capable of sitting down.

The management humbly hopes, that this will generally fulfil your desire.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

Nos morituri te ejaculatamus.

But can you please turn off the spy cam?

Anomoly
Anomoly
4 years ago

The Luojia mountain villa staff gave sincere thanks to my come and now I have spirit enjoyment.

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

I extingwish I could go to a different hotel.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

as long as you have a fire extngwisher, I’m good.

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