It’s whats for breakfast

It’s whats for breakfast

posted on 16 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

breakfast-bowel

Photo courtesy of Christine LaFroscia.
Found in Hangzhou, China. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

When Taco Bell does breakfast… and the after-effects.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Makes you feel like crap

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

It can also make you feel like crapping

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Would that be solid or in a liquid form

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

So that’s the sphincter that keeps it in place

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

One loves a bit of potty talk first thing in the day

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Hung over a toilet

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

What’s for lunch, ass meat?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

It’s a regular part of the menu.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Breakfast shouldn’t be complicated. We make it alimentary.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Waiter! I didn’t order sausage with my breakfast.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I guess a breakfast suppository is one way to eat with your butt.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

That bowel is not big enough.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
5 years ago

So, black pudding?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

“Maybe in another 20 minutes or so, I haven’t had my coffee yet.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

I Can’t stomach that!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I’m not really into hole foods.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Around here we call it menudo.

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

I hope you have the guts to try it…

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Watch out for the incontinental breakfast.

Ann
Ann
5 years ago

Oooooooooooo!
I have the recipe for that:
1c raisin bran
1c prune juice
2tbs flax seed
½c oatmeal
1tbs molasses
Mix together in bowl and microwave on high for 2 minutes or until nice and mushy.

RT
RT
5 years ago

good news! it’s a suppository!

-prof farnsworth

timmy
timmy
5 years ago

Soylent Brown.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Nothing better than a big bowl of bowel for breakfast.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Boweling for dollars.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

Good thing I emptied mine before I came down here.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
5 years ago

That was the worst haggis…

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If you ring that gong more than once, you will be wearing your cornflakes where you never expected.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

If she’s beautiful and for breakfast …

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Wait a minute, the translation is correct. The Chinese really reads “breakfast intestine”. I don’t even want to know further details.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Freshly emptied from the chef

M.U.
M.U.
5 years ago

I use a different bowel for each meal because I don’t like my food getting mixed together.

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