Napkin or toilet paper?

Napkin or toilet paper?

posted on 28 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

smell-of-urine-yellow-croaker

Please wash hands after your meal.

Photo courtesy of Toby Phipps.
Menu found in China. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

The cook peed on this while cooking it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Look Ma, no hands!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

the smell of urine was so strong it killed whatever it is being shown as cooked.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

the small print says that it only refers for the customer, so this is insulting them, calling them a smell of urine yellow croaker. Of course, this only would apply if the customers were hobos.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– The restaurant is second door on the left, Madam.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It’s the restaurant’s number 1 dish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

That liquid isn’t yellow. It’s time to see your urologist!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Smells like urine after you throw up

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Yellow river fish perhaps

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

That croaker wasn’t yellow before.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Yellow Croaker is taken from the Yellow River by Davy Crockett.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

If you decide to eat this, urine for plenty of pain later on.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Goes well with the crispy crap.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The smell of urine was so bad that it croaked some of the customers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Ammonia small frog on a big dish.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

With a side of Urinal Cake?

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Does the Material Object come with an egg roll?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Quishan is red
Urine is yellow
Croaker Is sweet
And very mellow

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It could be worse.

It could be a brown clacker.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Ah! Croaker is a fish – not a flog.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
4 years ago

I’ll have the asparagus special

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Urine for a treat with this.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago
J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Takes the piss out of pisces.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

To the Chef, this is convenience food.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

My hands? I’d be washing my meal.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

The chef is obviously a real whiz.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Obviously, something had to croak in order to become this meal.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

“He was THE guerrilla terrorist for the food service industry. Apart from ‘seasoning’ the lobster bisque…”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Waiter! There’s soup in my urine!

PeeBee
PeeBee
4 years ago

“Employees must wash hands after cooking this meal.”

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

I love the smell of urine in the restaurant!

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Frogs are known to do that when you pick them up.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago
A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

Punctuation errors can be so embarrassing. That’s supposed to be ‘urine-yellow croaker’.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Why, yes, it’s our signature dish!
We guarantee you’ll croak from delight!

In fact, we tell the line cooks:
“Order up: One homeless & boneless”

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Yuck nope. No way, not even if YOU pays me 138.

RC
RC
4 years ago

Truth in advertising.

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