Please starve with feeling.

Please starve with feeling.

posted on 9 Apr 2016 in Clothing

heres-to-love

Marry me or I’ll die.

Photo courtesy of Amanda Maready.
Shirt found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well that’s put a dampener on things

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Thinking about you so much that I forget to eat

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I just LOVE malnutrition.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So it’s a short relationship then

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Certain kinds of love can cause permanent “organ” damage

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

I have never heard of a starvation fetish. Or is that a way to practice abstinence?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

My wife went through this trying to fit into her wedding dress.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“Meet my fiancé, Anna Rexia.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

How could live without my organ? I play it almost every day!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Starving children of the world – don’t do it!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Never mind the organ damage, I’m in love with a piano.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Love Is a Many Damaged Thing
I

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Malnutritio? Is that a character in one of Shakespeare’s plays?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

I’m just a lovesick fool.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So, if you love food – no problem!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If music be the food of love, play on my organ.

Ageless
Ageless
6 years ago

Love hurts,
Love scars,
Love wounds and marks,
Love kills.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it probably starved.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

This relationship is killing me.

Conventi
Conventi
6 years ago

What a lovely theme for a T-Shirt. Why not make one about Diarrhoe ? Oh I guess we had that already…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Kill pig food!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Turns out the fruits of love are mostly empty calories.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It doesn’t do your piano much good either.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you ar living on the fruits of love, stop throwing the skins out of the window.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Toiled love

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I can’t count the number of times love has damaged my organ.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

So I *have* been looking for love in all the wrong places! No more Burger King for me!

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

As if “damage” isn’t enough, gotta add that ‘s’!

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
6 years ago

I shall cast my starvation spell!

Malnutritio toiled!

RT
RT
6 years ago

you love me so much you forget to eat?

that’s either Alzheimer’s or adhd

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

“It’s a song of a merryman, moping mum,
Whose soul was sad, and whose glance was glum,
Who sipped no sup, and he craved no crumb,
As he sighed for the love of a ladye.”

Jack Point in Gilbert and Sullivan’s “Yeoman Of The Guard”

Classic Steve
6 years ago

@Droll Not Troll: No, I think he’s in an Edgar Allan Poe story.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Yeah, so what’s the downside?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A gypsy rover came over the hill
Down through the valley so shady.
He whistled and he sang ’til the green woods rang
And he won the heart of a lady.

Ah-dee-doo-ah-dee-doo-dah-day
Ah-dee-doo-ah-dee-day-dee
He whistled and he sang ’til the green woods rang
And he won the heart of a lady.

She left her father’s castle gate.
She left her own fine lover.
She left her servants and her state
To follow her gypsy rover.

(Old Irish folk song – origin unknown.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Gotta get that as my next anniversary gift to my beloved.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

“…Yeah, right, what you said…okay uhh…here’s to love…*clinks glass* cheers…” *looks sideways suspiciously

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