Shrimp never liked that cabbage…

Shrimp never liked that cabbage…

posted on 15 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

When I get a carbon from over-baking in my tooth, I yell, “piece of f!”

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Is the soup doll the very beautiful crony

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

“Waiter, I’ll have the soup doll on the.”
“On the what?”
“I don’t know, but I am hoping it will be on something good.”

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I’ll have the e thanks it a spicy soup doll

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Remove mix black fungus so that the restaurant can get a higher rating from the health department.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

The spicy e. coli sounds delicious!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– And a piece of f***, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– What’soup, doll?
– Oh, nothing on the!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Can I have a very beautiful doll on the private with a big shrimp and some sweet white e. mix? And remove that black fungus, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Whose private is braised in soy sauce? The last customer who complained?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Spicy e, then a piece of f… hey, can’t I get all of my alphabet soup in a bowl at the one time?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

I’d like a piece of f with some spicy e.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I actually could use a very beautiful crony.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

OH! And a couple of sweet white clams.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Dear, my cronies are FABULOUS!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Big shrimp burn cabbage? HULK SMASH!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The very beautiful crony is a cold dish … I think I met her once.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Try making soup with action figures, BAM!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Stop playing with those clams Johnny.
Just eat them, and be done with it.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Actually, if I m right 8 Yuan = $A10.00 approx.
A pair of clams, should keep you entertained for 3 – 4 hours. A very cheap, and delicious night’s entertainment.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

BlackFungusMatter!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Dnt 4:20 Saving Private Ryan proved to be s failure.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Soup doll is too thin. I wanted chunky.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Finally a restaurant that serves native claw. I was getting fed up with all that foreign claw.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:33 am |
OH! And a couple of sweet white clams.

You forgot to specify “…bearded, please.”

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Them Yimeng natives sure are spicy.
But make sure they don’t sink their claws into ya!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

What about my beautiful nepoti?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Correction: Posting @ 0506 38yuan = $A10.00.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

“Soup doll”? In my country the free toy normally comes with the meal, not *in* the meal.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
4 years ago

Private Braise was never the same after he made the Drill Sergeant mad once.

Garst
4 years ago

Mixed black fungus removal for only ¥18? That’s a great deal! Or a total ripoff? What’s the current conversion rate?

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

The smart persons choice is always the Soup doll on the ¥26
coz you get the Soup doll and the money too.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Sigh. Another example of filthy crony capitalism. Beautiful, but filthy nonetheless.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I didn’t know sea cucumbers had tendons. They could have mussels, though.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT 0321.

It is tendoned rather than toughoned.

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Can I have my Sea Cucumber in a Sweet White Clam?

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Waiter, place that soup on the, please !

Myself
4 years ago

Crony capitalism!

Myself
4 years ago

I don’t think that crony is particularly beautiful. It’s a matter of opinion.

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