What invention…more purchase!

What invention…more purchase!

posted on 3 Apr 2016 in Bags/Packaging

garlic-grinding-device

Would you like some plane grind Parmesan?

Photo courtesy of John King.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Garlic with iron filings

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Healthy garlic flying

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

We had some plane grinding on the freeway here in San Diego North County!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Whatever you do….Don’t give it a test tickle.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

!I put my exclamation at the beginning of the sentence.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I like my planes made of grinding garlic. It is more health.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Huu Yuu 0406 you could be Spanish.

¡Caramba hombre!

¿Facil no es companero?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The metal body is made of alliuminium.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I grind my garlic with a plane,
By throwing it through the props,
It may be hard to catch the bits,
But the texture is really tops.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

While grinding the plane you may hear it go “Boeing”!

Light Code
Light Code
4 years ago

Plane grinding garlic. So it is a type of garlic that can grind planes. Knowing that in WW2 mercury was used to sabotage plane production by slowly corroding planes from the inside, I can assume that this garlic is infused with mercury. That is indeed more health.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT. 0429. It is actually Ti BY441A alloy. For a given cross-sectional area, it is 10 times stronger than steel, and just over half the weight of Aluminium.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

More health is fine only if it’s good health. More bad health, not so much.

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

Oh well, back to the grind.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
4 years ago

More garlic, more health. Less kissing, though.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Algernon 0401 Planes are not mad of steal.

They are mad of condominium.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I actually have grown to like it btter, whn my “E”
ky doesn’t work.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

One way ticket, I suppose

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

As seen in ‘Vampire Diarrhoeas’

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Sventy 2rd 1028. Trying to figure out what a diaeresis is, is driving me dotty.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Warning: mental body

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

In simple English, when you grind garlic during your flight, the plane won’t crash.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Grinding garlic using high physics for optimal nutritional value!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@BFC 1119. Purely hypothetical old chasp. All the passengers, will be dead before you land anyway. 😆

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

1149 solly

RT
RT
4 years ago

buffy the vampire slayer just wasn’t the same after the series moved into space

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

As an engineer, my conscience won’t let me rest, after posting that B/S about Ti BY441A alloy. But there really is a 441 grade stainless steel.

441 grade stainless steel is a ferritic grade S/S alloy. Often used for automotive purposes, such as exhaust pipes. It is highly ductile, and reasonably corrosion resistant. NB. not suitable for food processing.

There! I can sleep now. 😈

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Ti BY441A alloy is used for tit protectors, for female Roller Derby compeTITors. 😉

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

A different plane of existence: The Garlic Zone.

Jack
Jack
4 years ago

Can’t use it on a flight except in airplane mode.

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