You know I can’t eat mushrooms…

You know I can’t eat mushrooms…

posted on 26 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

bacteria-corrosion-fish

Would you like some penicillin with that?

Photo courtesy of L.G.
Menu found in China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I was going to have some, but the flesh eating bacteria already ate it up.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
4 years ago

Whenever I eat at this restaurant, the food just goes right through me…

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Fried in battery acid to give it an energetic flavor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– And one flu over the cuckoo’s nest, please.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

First you get high (from mushrooms), and then you get die (from bacteria)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

The food that makes you sick

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

I’ll have the radioactive rattlesnake with arsenic, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

French fries everything else.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Mmmm! GMO! Thanks, Monsanto.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I wondered why the cook was wearing a hazmat suit.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Me want rots!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Just eats me away

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Whats that a mushroom got your tongue

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Can’t be any worse than Lutefisk.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

This fish has not merely been fermented, it has been corroded!

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Is this the Chinese variant of Surströmming?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

For all mushroomheads out there

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Apparently, the Chinese government has upped its efforts to enforce truth in advertising.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This restaurant is great for a food-fight.

Here, the food fights you.

RT
RT
4 years ago

great news! the fried fish is now 10% off!

no wait, make that 15% off…

scratch that… 20%… 25%…

*begging* hurry and please order the fish before my profits go into the red…

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Not served at that downtown cafeteria, I suppose?

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