Go way.

Go way.

posted on 2 May 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

do-not-the-way

Is this way?

Photo courtesy of Grant Murray.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

This is not the emergency exit you are looking for………

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Run through this door

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

It’s Ok Chang. I don’t like whey.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

This certainly is not The Way to make a great leap forward.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Follow the arrow doors then follow the yellow brick road

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Carrefour or Carref1-06

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Why is ISIL like little Miss Muffet.

They both had Kurds in their way.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

I think this is a puzzle. You are supposed to go the opposite direction of the arrow (not the way it is pointing)

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

As Chairman Mao said: The biggest stampede starts with a single panic.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I AM THE WAY!

Sayeth the Lord.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

That figure in the picture is about to run head first into the side of the door.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Huu Yuu 0408. You just beat me to the idea, for I am such a slow typist.

Pinga bilong mi, em i plai long keyboard antap olosem simen pato.

Tanim tok: My fingers fly over the keyboard like cement ducks.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

“Do not the Way. That is the path to the Exit. Exit leads to Stairs. Stairs leads to Door. Door leads to suffering.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

The Way that can be pointed to with a Giant Freaking Arrow is not the eternal Way.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

BTW., for the Tokpisin readers. I attack Tokpisin with the same manic skills with which I use English. My PNG friends tell me that I shouldn’t use Tokpisin like that. To which I reply; “Why not?” 🙄

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Exit or exit not. There is no way.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@jjhitt 0419 The way to damnation is wide, well lit, and posted with large
friggin arrows.

The way to redemption is narrow, dark, and unsigned.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I accidentally the way. Your emergency is invalid.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DNT 0424. Door is not. Is painting of door on 3foot thick concrete wall.

Door is where you will it to be. Barrier exist only in mind.

Star Wars characters, speak crab English.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

I used to have emergencies like you, then I took an arrow to the way.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

@Marum: On a concrete wall? Maybe it’s the way to Platform 9 3/4, then. Just run at it.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Items exist in this dimension, because the majority will them to.

Therefore: If your will was strong enough, this wall would not exist, because you willed it not to be.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

No time for verbs in emergency.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

They’re persecuting the Taoists again.

SF
SF
5 years ago

They must have been confused by the Carrefour (= crossroads in French) sign below.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

I did it My Way!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Turkey makes a poor combination with Kurds.
So there’s just no whey for them to work.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Translation:

In emergency go forward and do not run through the door or window.
Otherwise your right leg may get stuck.

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

Baby, I don’t love your way, any day…

Garst
5 years ago

Where were they going without ever knowing the way?
Anyone can see the road that they walk on is paved with gold
It’s always summer they’ll never get cold

RT
RT
5 years ago

the tao of escaping apartment fires

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

If a giant arrow flies past you, run as fast as you can to try to catch it. But be Carrefour.

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

Jesus he say, “I am way, truthlife. Man no come Father not me.”

Filboid
Filboid
5 years ago

Like, way out man!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Apparently, it was a very cross road.

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