Politcal science maybe, but…

Politcal science maybe, but…

posted on 31 May 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

major-in-changing-room

Is major number 3?

Photo courtesy of Brandon Mihai.
Found in Beijing, China.
Translation: “Please do not urinate or defecate in the changing room”

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algernon
algernon
5 years ago

It is not a place for sh*tting.

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Must be the room for Miss Urine Tester

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

It is appropriate that the sign is yellow.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

But colonel-ing in the there is fine.

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

Only majors in urology allowed in the changing room.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

If you major-bate in the changing room, urine big trouble.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Only minor allowed in the changing room, and they pee everywhere.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Go away, urine

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Do not general either

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

So, can I private in there?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Oh, piss off…icer!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

No minors.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If you majorette in the changing room, urine for a good time!

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

If you major in the changing room your chances of graduating are not good.

jjhitt
jjhitt
5 years ago

Actually, I was looking for the Changed Room.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

The major must be the doody officer.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Phew, it smells rank in here.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

The people living in the constellation Ursa Major are called Urine.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

and I thought this only happens in North Carolina

J-Luke
J-Luke
5 years ago

We’re looking at you, major Woody and private Parts!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Dr. Lex 0407. If your urine is this colour, you may have problems.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I hope this doesn’t mean that in this room, you can have minors.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

If you can pee this high up the wall, you will be awarded a black belt.

She will be waiting in your bedroom after dinner.

(NB. Before you accuse me of being racist, I am part aborigine – Bunjallung Northern Rivers to SE Qld – my mob)

PPS. And yes. When I was young – the young Bunjallung ladies were; MMMmmm! But most whities, will never be lucky enough to find out. 😆

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@BFC 0518.. That joke is more than I can Bear.

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Look up

Look up higher

Look up even higher

Careful dude, you’re peeing on your shoes!

(Seen by a friend in the mid-1970’s as graffiti over a Roppongi men’s room urinal.)

pasdrole
pasdrole
5 years ago

– But I really, really want to major in it!
– Fine, Urine! But don’t complain about the smell.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

Seriously, urine, what the hell?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

And, careful with that XO, Urine.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

If one passes a major in the changing room, should one salute?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

I think they meant, “Do not urine in the changing room, Major.” You know, it can be hard taking care of old veterans with dementia. So hard, you get your sentences all mixed up!

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Not to mention, your autonomous reflexes.

Salome
Salome
5 years ago

Good morning, Private Parts. I’m you’re new CO, Major Motion.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Department of urology, anybody?

John
John
4 years ago

Plenty of jocks actually think such thing is possible.

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