Someone’s at the cavity…

Someone’s at the cavity…

posted on 5 May 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

door-cavity

You make a better door cavity than a window cavity.

Photo courtesy of Robert Lindwall.
Found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Somewhere to put the key

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Put some in your pie hole today!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Waiter this tastes a little woody

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s one of those hole-in-the-wall eateries.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

I’m sorry, but what the h… is this? I won’t caption it until I have some idea.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Bad Xiang! Go and stand in the door cavity and think about what you did!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@sirpaulfan: Well, Auricularia is a jelly-ear fungus but I have no idea if it looks like the picture when it’s cooked.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

You’re Not Welcome To Be Back Again!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Our cavity is always open

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

And there is also Poor Jiang‘s mouth cavity.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Goodbye, Xiang. Don’t let the door hit you in the cavity on the way out.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

This is going to make Knock Knock jokes incredibly messy.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Beware of the Cavity Creeps.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Food that helps promote tooth decay and door decay.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Those are funny slices of door in that picture.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

If a door has a bad Xiang cavity, what kind of dentist specialist does the door go to?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I guess Phil McCavity has been at it again

Mabiyangdi
Mabiyangdi
6 years ago

Humour-less me again.
Left to right, first Chinese character Zao is the lees left over of grain liquor production. It can also mean waste or bad.
Second character Xi’an means scent.
Third one, Men, means door.
Fourth, Qiang, cavity.
But third and fourth characters combined means tongue. Usually pig tongues.
Now you know the rest of the story.
Some incompetent translator used online Chinese to English dictionary to translate this liquor flavored pig tongue Shanghai dish into a not so entertaining joke.
Boss should use the translator’s door cavity as an yoyo.

Mabiyangdi
Mabiyangdi
6 years ago

Correction to last post. It’s Xiang not Xi’an. Auto correct auto messed.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Mustard Auricularia is Bad Malaria in disguised.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Xiang isn’t bad; he was “framed”!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The door has cavities because the Auricularia was growing all over it.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

The Doors had a huge cavity from the departure of Jim Morrison.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

From ‘Dentist Always Rings Twice’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Did you like Xiang, darling?
– Xiang? That b… mustard!

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

What? I can’t hear you! I’ve got this damn mustard in my ear cavities!

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Stuck between a door and a hard place

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Last week they served spicy chicken asshole.
Also known as back door cavity.

burn
burn
6 years ago

Before you enter the door, bad Xiang will give you a full cavity search

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algrnon. 0554. Ben doon and Phillip McCavity.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@filboid: I got mustard in my nasal cavity, and I can’t stop sneezing.

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