The best of all hotel things.

They are very confluent in Engrish.

Where all the waters come together

“Thing confluence.” Is that like having a simultaneous orgasm?

Hotel Thing: Where we have very “hand”y staff

Things usually confluence at an hourly motel, not hotel.

Thing river, wider than a mile

Ah. The confluence of the livers.

@Algernon 4:04am Should be longer rather than wider.

@Algernon 0402. Did you say, “Where all the waiters come together.”?

Oh Shenandoah I love your daughter,
Away, away, away you lolling liver.

I’m so confluenced…where to hotel thing?

You know that hotel thing… That thing that is in every hotel room that you lay down on… What is that called?

Screaming while making love is frowned upon.

It causes a confluence of, the Police, the Ambulance Officers, and the Firemen, in the robby.

No Thing beats Hotel Thing.

I guess “rebu hoteru” was too Japanese.

@Huu Yuu. 0413. The housemaid?

Sign in a Russian Hotel room: PLEASE AVAIL YOURSELF OF OUR HOUSEMAID.

Where’s Hotel Just Met Confluence? I’m not into things.

Feer flee to book our Confluence Loom.

After then, invites the confluencing water

Be careful who you stay with at that hotel. You wouldn’t want your thing to catch confluenza.

Prize for the best Thing costume.

@DNT @4:42 Affluenza leads to confluenza.

Must be a swimming poor thing

You mean Confluence, the ancient Chinese philosopher?

CONFLUENCE???

Good grief. I don’t even think they pulled that out of any standard Chinese-English dictionary!

It reads: “Hotel, Useful Items, Market”.

The third (fourth?) word is “Market”, not “confluence”.

Ay, Caramba.

@Pete: Well, a market place is a confluence of people and goods, but yes, Ay, Caramba!

There certainly was no think confluence when the sign was drafted.

I’m so conflused!

Hotel Dohicky Confab has a better breakfast buffet.

@Pete. 0454. A THING market?

I imagine, that is where they are all standing, until they are knocked down to the highest bidder.

Is there a confluence in my toilet thing or are you just happy hotel thing?

“Thing Confluence”

Translation: Insertion of tool into hole.

Is this a thing?

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