Things got real for Ai.

Things got real for Ai.

posted on 6 May 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

blonde

Cheer up Minyi, there’s bleach!

Photo courtesy of Laurin M.
Found in China. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

She is brondette

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

… And that is why she is upset.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Why the frown

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So why did she die her hair

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Like the girl on picture in the background?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Blonde is the new black

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Sum Ting Wong Wit Mai Blond?!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I give you exhibit A.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

Life is better with a blurred out face

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

She must be drunk; her face is blurred.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

“I feel so bad I just want to dye.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

This must be a blonde joke!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Wearing that shirt shows she’s already blonde inside.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

A blond would get a seat on the bus, for starters.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A blond kidnaps a schoolboy on his way home.

She puts a note in his pocket: “Give me $10,000 .00 or you will never see your son again.”

Next day sh grabs the kid again. In his pocket is $10,000.00 and a note: “I didn’t know one blonde could do this to another!”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

With that look on her face.

I’m definitely not going to see, if she is a blond or not.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The girl behind her must b 9 feet tall.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not Blondes?
Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not Blondes?
Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not Blondes?
Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not Blondes?

Herbert The Pervert
Herbert The Pervert
6 years ago

I have a QUESTION for any of you reading this (preferably the webmaster): was this woman duped into having her picture taken? Because I very much doubt that she really was told in Chinese why someone wanted to take her picture. In fact, it doesn’t look like she consented to being photographed at all…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

My name is Blonde, Janes Blonde.

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Rife! Go figule…

Rt
Rt
6 years ago

Meanwhile, in some western country, a blonde is wearing that exact same tshirt, but has it on backwards unknowingly

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

So how come Scandinavia and Finland have so much depression and suicide?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

An equation that self reduces to zero:

The less she gets, the crankier she becomes.

The crankier she becomes, the less she gets.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Eff Eff 0426. The language kills.

Geo
Geo
6 years ago

Ever heard of true blonde Chinese women? Yeah, me neither.
(Ugh, I’ve posted too late.)

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