Two bean salad.

Two bean salad.

posted on 26 May 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

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Photo courtesy of David Wieder.
Clothing store found in Seoul, Korea.

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algernon
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algernon

Little brown ones

Marum
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Marum

Jellybeans?

algernon
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algernon

Funny I thought they were shirt potatoes

Marum
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Marum

Thy actually look more like they are filled with silicon, rather than beans.

Marum
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Marum

I suppose the dress has “clams” wriitten on it.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I went to BEANS U — The school of hard knocks, and I got beaned frequently.

Marum
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Marum

I don’t mind getting into beans myself.

Hooman beans.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

That is the strangest way to warn that one is gassy.

Marum
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Marum

Is she Kim Jong Un’s mistress?

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I don’t see why she needs to advertise her small boob size.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

She is part of the wind section of the school band.

DrLex
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DrLex

As long as they’re fava beans and accompanied by a nice chianti.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It must be cold in here. I can see your pintos.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

If this is a second hand store they’re refried beans.

Marum
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Marum

@jjhitt 0419. As long as it’s not Novas.

“What is wrong with your Chevy Pedro?”

“No va hombre, ¡NO VA!”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Do you mean to stand there and tell me you eat nothing but tortillas and beans?”
Alfredo was astonished. “Jesus Christ,” he said, “what more do you want?”
— John Steinbeck, Tortilla Flats

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That top doesn’t do her any favas.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Great outfit so far. How about a windbreaker?

Marum
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Marum

@Huu Yuu 0410. They look Quite esculent to me.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

SHe only wears that outfit when she’s a-mung friends.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Bean is a lucky guy!

Marum
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Marum

They look so shiny.

I wonder if there a position available as; Chief Knocker Polisher.

Marum
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Marum

NAH!!. Forget it. I’d probably go blind.

Marum
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Marum

From the glare – that is. 👿

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

sponsored by Heinz.

Marum
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Marum

A lovely Korean bit of fluff,
Polished her boobs with a buff,
Her boyfriend was amazed,
But in no way was he fazed,
For he had a tool to deglaze them enough.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:04 am: On her underpants it says CHICK PEAS. 😈

Marum
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Marum

Haha. I thought thy might have: Repeat! All ye who enter here.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Open a can of human beans♫
Open a can and see their crazy dreams♫

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Okay Warner Brothers… that’s going too far on the retconning of your old cartoon characters

Lora
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Lora

With a skimpy outfit like that her beans must get chili.

Classic Steve
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They don’t know beans about English.

Biff the Understudy
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I’m Rowan Atkinson and I approved this Engrish.

Filboid
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Filboid

Just hope it doesn’t say ‘Juicy’ on the back of the skirt.

Pete
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Pete

On back side of garment: FLAT AND PROUD!

Pete
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Pete

Shouldn’t “beans” be on the back side of the skirt?

Pete
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Pete

Instructions on skirt tag: Risk of explosion, open with care.

Pete
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Pete

Equivalent top in Israel:
“Bubkis”

Pete
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Pete

Hills: But Huma, it just doesn’t suit you!
Huma: It’s referring to Anthony’s Weiner.

Long Tom
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Long Tom
zankhana
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zankhana

Bean there done that!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Good thing they kept kosher and left out the pork.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

She’s probably also wearing legume warmers.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I suppose that’s better than “flapjacks”.

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