We use gloves…

We use gloves…

posted on 9 May 2016 in Household Items

handling-of-your-backside

Oh, I’m gonna use it, alright…

Photo courtesy of Cloe Holmes.
Back of packing for compact kitchen timer.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Butt they better be careful.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Now I’m really worried.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

You handle your own backside

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This sounds rather omnibus to me.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

*Insert* your caption at here!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Be careful what you touch

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

And even a bit sinistral.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Huu Yuu 0407. You wouldn’t dare! :Roll:

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

This is what I tell my girlfriend 😉

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Not even an inch.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Broke Back Kitchen.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Kitchen timer has a time and a place for everything.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Your ass is not grass, it’s felt.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Espanola = There is carful use and management of its back.

Probably means something like – do not open, or pack, with this side down.

I have seen larger cartons with the instruction. “Do not handle form this side” on the back.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It seems that news of my farting prowess has reached China.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Handle very carefully, it already has a crack in it.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
4 years ago

Kitchen timer designed for prison cafeterias

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Kitchen timer says I’m a little behind.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“You using the whole fist doc?” – Fletch
“Moon river……”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Proctologist: “This won’t hurt a bit.”

Then he jams what feels like three foot of black hose, up your date.

Don’t believe him.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 6:18 am: The question is: Which bit won’t it hurt? 😉

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT 0634. He probably really means, it won’t hurt him a bit.

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

I’d expect you to at least buy me a drink first.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

FWIW, the Spanish says basically the same thing.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

And there is not so careful use and handling.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Hey, don’t you get assy with me!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

If I could just find that ‘Do Me’ butt-on …

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Thank goodness it’s a compact kitchen timer. Otherwise careful handling wouldn’t be sufficient.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
4 years ago

There’s careful use, and then there’s how we handle your backside.
Choose wisely.

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

Got your back, Jack.

timmy
timmy
4 years ago

Ass, gas, or grass, nobody cooks for free.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Behave yourself or you are not going to like what I will do to your backside!

Rt
Rt
4 years ago

Step 1: skip the beans
Step 2: don’t bend over

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

DING! “Next!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

So very glad this page doesn’t allow photo comments.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

sorry colonoscopy

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Huu Yuu 0409. And she believed you?

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Don’t go on too rough. Please. PLEASE!!!

Robert
4 years ago

…and then there is sloppy use of same. Proctologist on premises if you encounter the latter.

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