Did we mention science and technology?

Did we mention science and technology?

posted on 21 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

Flashlight-box

Photo courtesy of Kevin Ensor.
Instructions from the box of a squeeze flashlight.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Guitar Hero style flashlight

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I just want a flashlight

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Con stantly and Con oliverly

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Does the flashlight come with its on PV panel

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

brain coor(s) dinate when I have one too many.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Low noise and health? No, thanks, I’ll put up with the noise if I can keep my health.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

This is a con flashlight

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I’m already low on my brain

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

I *knew* the Illuminati had rhythm.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

I always find that using a torch on my body parts has a way of completely burning disease away.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Overuse of this torch will make your brain light up.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Hey, Smart Flashlight. Can you make me a Stir Fried Chowmein?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

This must be the prototypical ‘idea’ lightbulb

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

New Age Flashlight can also be used as a vibrator.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I tried placing my torch in rhythm and the drummer smashed it.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Arm and shoulder stretching, is this a torture device?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Come to think of it, common torches produce no noise at all. This is a scam!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

This torch can be several times on lift, sometimes on escalator and any time on stairway.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If the rhythm method fails you may need to put a condom on your torch.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT 0416. The old metal ones used to. They would scream when you stuck them on someone,.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

These instructions are designed to congeal, rather than elucidate.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“She blinded me with science!” and technology and high new science and technology.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

reckon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 5:00 am: The “traditional” method is fine as far as it goes, but I’ve never managed to make my bulb light up that way. 😛

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Does its technology make my brain and flappermoves cleverly coordinate?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Latest gadget from Church of Scientology.

coffeebot
coffeebot
4 years ago

I think my elucidator is out of power cylinders.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

New science and technology? Ha! I have a Russian-made Forever Flashlight dating from years ago.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Low health, huh?
No wonder why your brain can’t coor dinate.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Me now brain clever!

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