I need to invalidate your pregnancy.

I’m in it.
Or rather on it.
Let’s just say I’m for it.

So which is the pregnant button

We’ll take whatever you like

Sir, you must take your Viagra to make it valid.

Please plan ahead. You can’t park your pregnancy just anywhere.

Forget about Disneyland, the Invalidity Pregnant Park is more fun!

Having a kid is no walk in the park.

♪But raising an heir
Is not to compare,
With raising a little hell♫

(Song from kiss me Kate)

Where is the life that late I led?
Where is it now? Totally dead.
Where is the fun I used to find?
Where has it gone? Gone with the wind.
A married life may all be well,
But raising an heir
Could never compare
With raising a bit of hell,
So I repeat what first I said,
Where is the life that late I led?

Welcome to Pregnant Parks…something new every 9 months!

“Take the initiative, bring all your weaknesses to us, we take them gladly” – P. Parks.

So we are allowed to pregnant?

If you want to get pregnant in the park, someone will hold your crutch for you.

This is an Engrish.com repeat. Unless the original one, captioned “Pregnant parks have the best park rangers!”, was posted 9 months ago…

i-i’ll do my best.
* puts on doctor’s coat

dr. dick, at your cervix!

Was that a pregnant pause?

Pregnant parks and gives birth

Not a caption – just an observation:

Does it bother any of you that we are starting to figure out what these signs mean? For example, I know that this sign is encouraging people to bring pregnant women, the elderly, and the infirm to the park.

Why do I know this? Am I getting smarter, or dumber?