New, Fetter-Free!

New, Fetter-Free!

posted on 20 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

fishnet-stockings

Okay, a little less fetter, a little more tricot.

Photo courtesy of Suzi Nyberg.
Stockings from China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Designed by Fat Guy Furrery Taiior

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Darling, are these fishnet stockings creep’in up on you or are you just happiness to see me?

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Men wearing these could be seen as sexy fashion creeps indeed…

SF
SF
6 years ago

Do these stockings make look me fett?

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

Your new sexy fishnet stockings make my flapper move without fetter, babe…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you really love something,
Then you should set it free,
And if it loves you in return,
Then it will return to thee.

But if by chance it returneth not,
And leaves a void within your heart,
With nothing there to fill it,
Then take a knife and find its trail,
And hunt it down and kill it. 👿

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When the fish net stockings creep in up you, that would be on painful wedgie.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually. There could never be too much Feta.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Don’t fetter your lover too tightly. It is much more fun if they can bounce around, if they feel the need.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’m fetter creepy

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

There’s not enough sexy creepy in fishnets

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“Creep in up you” … to go where cameltoe has never gone before.

Rt
Rt
6 years ago

Stockings by hitman and snake from metal gear solid

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Well, up you, creep!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They’re just stockings! No need to make a fetteral case out of it!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Ladies, if you feel old age creepin’ up on you, just hit him with your handbag.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Less fetter, more fitter.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

The freedom of a flying wedgie.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

It is always better to floss your teeth before flossing down there.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

I’m sorry, but there just isn’t enough fetter in those stockings.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

I’m really having a hard time figuring out who the audience is for this.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

I’m glad they’ll make me feel free, because I’d hate to feel cheap.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You can never have too much fetter on a cold Greek salad.

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

Not the stockings to wear if you’re a dominatrix!

olog-hai
olog-hai
6 years ago

But Dr. Frank-N-Furter prefers both fishnets *and* fetters.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Fetter-free stocking. Ain’t that Creepy enough?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Okay, who was the genius who let a stalker write the ad copy?

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