Please use rear entrance.

Where everything is wiped clean

Horses prohibited.

Just the thing after a number two

I guess Korea has a problem with people not washing their hind ends?

We hav the right tools for the job.

A place for giving your donkey a bath, the animal kind.

Car Wash next door.

BTW. That stuff floating on top of the water, is not soapsuds.

“We do not do a crappy job here.”

Our Bidets have enough water pressure to remove paint, and any other dried-on substance.

I don’t see why I would want to get in a tub of water with a bunch of disembodied south ends floating in it.

Is there a front center ass well?

Also called ‘swimming poor’

Put some class on your ass.

Don’t go there with younger sister.

Try our defecated coffee

For those times when it really needs to be shiny.

It’s an enigma. No, maybe it’s an enema.

Just the place when you want to clean the hole of your body.

@Marum | 4:04 am: Santorum? 😛

Go to the Suk Ho building to get your weiner cleaned.

If you want a bubble bath, make your own bubbles..

Baptism may fill your soul with hope, but this will just fill your hole with soap.

Our tubs are supposed to have a ring in them.

If you are after a price….Just ring around.

@DnT 0440. Erk! You just added a word I didn’t want to know, to my vocabulary.

@Marum | 5:38 am: I didn’t really need to know it either but that’s one of the hazards of trying to follow US politics.
(If you care to know the derivation of the term, google “Rick Santorum.”)

It rubs the paper on its ass or else it gets the hose again.

@DnT.
0558. I did. I gather it is something like Xenophon- ic.

After this, I will never, ever drink from a water butt!

Pulling the plug never felt so good.

@Marum | 6:10 am: ??? I don’t get it.

@Yu No Hoo | 6:37 am: Soooo glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that caption!! 😀 😀

Exit only

@DnT 0640. Politics here in Oz. Election coming up soon. Nick Xenophon is an independent senator. Much reviled, and as crooked as the rest of them.

Politicians are like bananas – yellow, all bent, and not one straight one in the whole bunch. 🙄

Scenario: An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and the Easter Bunny, are walking across a park, when they find a wallet. They say; “There is a wallet. We will have to pick it up, identify the owner, and return it.”

Q: Who picks up the wallet?

A: The Easter Bunny of course.

The other two are figments of your imagination.

@DrLex – as in a shiny hiney? 🙂

Visions of Groucho Marx leap to mind:

“I’ve been called an asswipe before but this place is ridiculous!”

@Marum:

Fair dinkum on politicians, mate.
You’re spot on.

They’re ALL greedy, power-hungry, and crooked.
Regardless of country.

“Relax. Your ass is in good hands.”

@Marum | 7:45 am: I don’t think we’re talking about the same bloke. Compared to Santorum, Xenophon is a saint!

@Pete | 11:00 am: As one crooked US politician said, back in the 19th century: “An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.”

@DnT 205. This is what I was referring to, not the person, when I mentioned a new word.

Meaning of santorum = http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum

This town needs an enema!

No mules