Robot layoffs!

Robot layoffs!

posted on 27 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Drinks, Vending Machines

machine-out-of-work

Will vend for food…

Photo courtesy of Michael Smith.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Drinks at knock down prices

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

No money in the slot

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Come on buddy, buy a drink, help an old veteran out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Because out of control?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

There’s still some coke left

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
4 years ago

How will the machine support his vending family now?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Have coke, will disperse

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

(dispense of course)

coffeebot
coffeebot
4 years ago

I heard Pepsi is hiring.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Mad in China.

(This is not a case of my “e” key not working – I intended this one)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Bad luck girls, your machine is not working. You’ll have to do it by hand.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I thank Asimov for the Laws of Robotics.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Another one canned.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The boss got sick of having a factory full of robots.
He had no on to berate, belittle, and humiliate. Life was sooo boring.
So. He got rid of the robots, and hired a whole stack of workers.
Life was good again.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Espresso machine and 2 gum dispensers to support.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

All those years of servos count for nothing.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

The machine can always apply for the job of building suicide booths. I’ve heard there’s an opening there after a certain bending robot quit his job.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

And in other news, last month’s robot labor participation rate was…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It could soon be selling the other kind of coke to make a living.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Existential questions:

Why do the Chinese suspend their vending machine soft drinks cap-down?

Does EVERYTHING in the PRC have to be handled in top-down fashion?

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Brother, can you spare a dime?

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

The vending machines that give out Chinese food have signs saying “Machine out of WOK”.

Garst
4 years ago

At least now the panhandling machines are telling you that it’s just going to take your money when it’s not give you what you want.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Google did that!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
4 years ago

Will work for pop.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

It’s job was outsourced to cheaper foreign labor.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

You think you’ve got problems.

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Turns out the upside down open right away soda bottle craze didnt catch up.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

That’s how bad mechanizing the workplace has gotten.

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

At least this one doesn’t accept you spare change.

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