Soon to be promoted to breast inspector.

He works for the B.R.A.

When he obtains his groping quota, his chest glows brightly like E.T.

He is no boob at his job.

I would suck at that job.

He has the most admired and competitive job in the world.

OK. Golfers use a Titlist.

So just like the TSA then?

Unlike most careers, he’s trying to work his way down.

The label seems to refer to the piece of protective clothing he’s wearing! WTF?

He keeps a breast of things

What does he do with a thigh

Gee officer. Is that big gun of yours loaded?

@Algernon 0422. With one, very little. With two, that’s a hole new ballgame.

@Droll not Troll: I don’t think so. He doesn’t have any significant man-boobs to be guarded.

He only does this job for the tips.

@DrLex: That’s why I was wondering why he’s wearing it. 😕

He used to work in T-IT in Silicone Valley.

You’d think that if he was going to wear this, he’d remove the Thai.

Can someone tell me what mouth guards are for?

To keep mouths out of your moth.

Whilst muffguards, are to stop unauthorised tools falling in.

Even thought the boss denied his overtime request, he still keeps smiling!

Hands insured by Lloyds of London.*

There will be no “wardrobe malfunctions” on his watch!

It’s OK officer, I have a permit to carry them.

You’re mistaken: He’s a birdwatcher.

“Hi folks! Welcome to Dollywood!”

I think that’s supposed to be worn under your shirt when you job.

Does he lift and separate?

Don’t try it if you’re not qualified or you’ll get busted!

Is he still hanging around?

DANG IT! “jog” not “job”!

Tee-T Shirt Material

Combo with Flyman must be very productive.

All I’ve got is a lousy tit-shirt?

Excuse me, Officer, I need to report a stolen chest …?

I can relate – I used to be F.B.I.

I’ll take “Thanks for the Mammaries” for $1,000, Alex.
And the answer is: “What female boxers wear during a match”.

Looking out fot booby traps

*for

Mrs. Porn’s personal body guard.

Nah, no thanks. I’ve only got nipples.

He smiles now cause he used to be a Nut Guard