Soon to be promoted to breast inspector.

Soon to be promoted to breast inspector.

posted on 15 Jun 2016 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

tit-guard

He’s got your back… er also your front…

Photo courtesy of B.R.
Spotted in Thailand. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

He works for the B.R.A.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

When he obtains his groping quota, his chest glows brightly like E.T.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

He is no boob at his job.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

I would suck at that job.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

He has the most admired and competitive job in the world.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

OK. Golfers use a Titlist.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
6 years ago

So just like the TSA then?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Unlike most careers, he’s trying to work his way down.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The label seems to refer to the piece of protective clothing he’s wearing! WTF?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

He keeps a breast of things

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

What does he do with a thigh

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Gee officer. Is that big gun of yours loaded?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon 0422. With one, very little. With two, that’s a hole new ballgame.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

@Droll not Troll: I don’t think so. He doesn’t have any significant man-boobs to be guarded.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

He only does this job for the tips.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@DrLex: That’s why I was wondering why he’s wearing it. 😕

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

He used to work in T-IT in Silicone Valley.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You’d think that if he was going to wear this, he’d remove the Thai.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Can someone tell me what mouth guards are for?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

To keep mouths out of your moth.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Whilst muffguards, are to stop unauthorised tools falling in.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Even thought the boss denied his overtime request, he still keeps smiling!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Hands insured by Lloyds of London.*

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

There will be no “wardrobe malfunctions” on his watch!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It’s OK officer, I have a permit to carry them.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

You’re mistaken: He’s a birdwatcher.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“Hi folks! Welcome to Dollywood!”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I think that’s supposed to be worn under your shirt when you job.

Rt
Rt
6 years ago

Does he lift and separate?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t try it if you’re not qualified or you’ll get busted!

Filboid
Filboid
6 years ago

Is he still hanging around?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

DANG IT! “jog” not “job”!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Tee-T Shirt Material

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Combo with Flyman must be very productive.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

All I’ve got is a lousy tit-shirt?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Excuse me, Officer, I need to report a stolen chest …?

Jim
Jim
6 years ago

I can relate – I used to be F.B.I.

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

I’ll take “Thanks for the Mammaries” for $1,000, Alex.
And the answer is: “What female boxers wear during a match”.

Bite the wax tadpole
Bite the wax tadpole
6 years ago

Looking out fot booby traps

Bite the wax tadpole
Bite the wax tadpole
6 years ago

*for

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Mrs. Porn’s personal body guard.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Nah, no thanks. I’ve only got nipples.

The Dude
The Dude
6 years ago

He smiles now cause he used to be a Nut Guard

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