Vegetable peeler instructions

Vegetable peeler instructions

posted on 30 Jun 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Instructions

vegetable-peeler

Photo courtesy of Stuart Patterson.
From back of a vegetable peeler package. 

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I like my edible scour really sour.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

The child must use it under your *ahem*, please.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Must be for beans

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

If this transforms into a decepticon, please do not use it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If you use a vegetable peeler on your “small one”, I’d say that finger injury would be the least of your problems.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Looks like it washes clothes as well

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

it’s easy to be bad to use this to cut harts out of chest … nuts

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Get those dirty things off the holder and back in the bedroom where they belong!

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

“Don’t use it.” Seems like the best of all those instructions.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

To prevent distortion, don’t turn it up to 11.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Yees, iit’s eeasy too bee baad

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Don’t use it to cut hart things, or anything else that’s deer to you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

I never please under my!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Total harmonic distortion (From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) The total harmonic distortion, or THD, of a signal is a measurement of the harmonic distortion present and is defined as the ratio of the sum of the powers of all harmonic components to the power of the fundamental frequency. THD is used to characterize the linearity of audio systems and the power quality of electric power systems. Distortion factor is a closely related term, sometimes used as a synonym. Or random Engrish word. In Chinese audio systems, lower distortion means the components in a loudspeaker, amplifier or microphone or other equipment… Read more »

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

♫ Transformers, more than peels the child.
Vegitables wage their battle to cut the hart out of the Small ones!
Transformers, it’s easy to be bad.
Transformers, please wash it and dry.
♬♪

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Oops … I pasted too much … Sorry!

SF
SF
4 years ago

I’d rather not have children use it under my, it might become transformative.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am: LOL! I recall when someone would post vaguely relevant pastes like that on Engrishfunny. That wasn’t you, was it? 😀

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I wouldn’t put a child under mine; I don’t believe in undermining children.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
4 years ago

“If it is transformative, don’t use it”. Hm, and how do I find out? Or should I wait till it suddenly turns into a merciless robot?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Mommy! The vegetable peeler turned into an alien robot again!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: No! It wasn’t me! I only wash it with metal brush and hard clothes and use it except vegitables and fruits!
LOL

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Look, Chang old chap! I used this device on a couple of fruits. They screamed blue bloody murder and ran all over the place. I’m stuffed from trying to catch them.
I need further instructions.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Seventy2rd 0416..

Very informative. But all we have is a blown fuse. You don’t happen to have a 3AG MDX 5A fuse, do you?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

IPeeler by Apple.

J-Luke
J-Luke
4 years ago

Aand… it’s peeled.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

@ Marum: I do have a blown fuse. But I really have no clue about the serial …! 😉

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

So who is the vegetable peeler anyway? Is he like … a friendly elevator?

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Jessica Rabbit is known to break hart things. It’s not because she’s bad, it’s just easy to draw her that way.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Seventy2rd 1033. 3AG are the normal 20mm or so glass or ceramic fuses found in most computers. The smaller ones are 2AG. MDX signifies for A/C usage MDL is for low voltage DC. 5A is the current rating.
One can us the fuses in either position, but they do not work as well. Their slo-blo (delay action) characteristics do not work properly, if used in the incorrect manner.
Sori tumas for being so pedantic, but I plead being an Engineer (electronics) as my defence. 🙄

Myself
4 years ago

If you choose the quick and easy path, you will be transformative into an edible scour.

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

It’s easy to be bad? Don’t you mean: it’s so easy when you’re evil!

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