We collect all Hello I’m Kitty.

We collect all Hello I’m Kitty.

posted on 28 Jun 2016 in Chinglish, Clothing

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Your nurse, Sailor Moon, will assist you.

Photo courtesy of Vanessa Miyuki.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

DIdn’t know that “,i’m” is Hello Kitty’s middle name.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Who says I’m healthcare companion?

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

“Yaozu” describes this engrish well.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Hello. I am kitty. You are healthcare. Companion?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Slip your dogs into these.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

A descendent of Felix I’m the Cat, perhaps/

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

I am not healthcare companion! Dumb slippers.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Hello kitty logo is actually a layer of painkiller powder. Just lick whenever you want.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

A cat for a healthcare companion? What would it do, teach you how to clean your butt with your tongue?

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

It could be a lot worse. You could have THIS cat as a healthcare companion:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_%28therapy_cat%29

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Take two with a large glass of water.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

A slipper will always do it won’t it kitty

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Take two with food

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Long Tom. 0427.. I have not doubt about many animal’s ability to do this. Their senses are so much more highly (attuned?) than ours. One day, observe how dogs can read body-language, and manipulate people into doing what they want. When we had a Burmese cat, he patiently taught me to identify 12 words of his language. Thus, I could cater to his needs, even better than average. No matter how hard I tried though, I could never learn to speak Catana. When I tried, he usually bit me. Have you also noticed that cats have a name? They won’t… Read more »

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Top Cat’s in-home nurse?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

I asked for some P$$y and all I got was a slipper.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Between the slippers is Yaozu heaven

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

“Do you have a medical durable power of attorney, who you allow to make medical decisions if you are not able?”

“Yes, nurse. It’s this pair of shoes.”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

What will the deductible be on this spaying?

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
4 years ago

Look what the cat dragged in.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Der Sommerschuh nein?

Sommerschuh = thongs (Aus), flip flops (NZ)
Sommerschuh+en? = plural

Not to be confusd with Der Stringtanga. 😉

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

The perfect gift for a woman who has everything.

Q. What do you call a woman who has everything?

A. Contagious.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Hello Tom, I’m Jerry
– Hi Bugs, there’s Bunny
– Hey I’m Wile E. Coyote, the Genius

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Goodbye, I’m not Kitty

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Flip flop for pussies

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Marum 0546: Oscar the therapy cat was actually in the news years ago, for he somehow knew when a patient was dying, and curled up and lay down in that patient’s bed. This gave the hospital staff time to contact the family so they could come before that person died.

One good message for a cat who is behaving badly: water spray. My mother uses that when her cat gets naughty-and it changes his behavior fast.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I went to the hospital recently for a Cat Scan.
How can they fit all those thousands of cats, into that one machine.

olog-hai
olog-hai
4 years ago

Just stay out of Dr. Mashirito’s way. He’s in a bad mood . . .

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Another victory for Obamacare.

Jenna
Jenna
4 years ago

Nice one, Baymax. “You’re” Hello Kitty disguise doesn’t fool me. XD

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

“You’re healthcare companion” – any American could make this mistake.

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