A bit chewy…

A bit chewy…

posted on 28 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

tea-also-rapid-old-chickens

Photo courtesy of Anand.
Found at Chinese restaurant in Mongolia.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

not rabid old chickens?

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

One loves an old boiler

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

rapid old chickens do like to stop for tea time.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

So its the wuicl or the dead

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Is that a price on the right side or a phone number?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

We had to hire Wile E. Coyote to catch them.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Better eat it fast.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Incredibly fast food!

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

They’ll give you a runny nose.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

To make rapid old chickens, first borrow the chicken cannon from Mythbusters.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

With strong coffee, the old chickens may break the sound barrier.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

After rapiding old chicken, the tax man Max wants to meet you

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Sounds like a load of old cock to me.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

COUGARS???

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The old chickens are not rushin’, they’re Russian.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

They do not call me “Pedro The Swift” for nothing senor.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Tea also in old bags.

Ben
Ben
4 years ago

There are old chickens and there are slow chickens; there are no old, slow chickens.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the … Oh, too late, it’s back already.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Chicken with a dash of thyme.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If you are after Tit tea with old chicks. Remember. They are a lot lower than they used to be.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Q. Why did the cat cross the road?

A. It wanted to see his flatmate on the other side.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I’m waiting for someone here to post a translation of that last line. Typing it into google translate didn’t enlighten me at all!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

AH! In Mongolia tea is served with the food. And I mean WITH it.

http://www.mongolfood.info/en/recipes/tea-beverages.html

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If it is their “milk tea” with fermented mare’s milk. I think even the oldest toughest chook, would taste great in comparison.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

They had a race and Usain Poult won.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I was suspicious when I saw “tea” and Mongolia. Must have been something I read ages ago..

Ah! While typing this I remembered. A friend of mine was working with WHO in Ulan Bator, about 20yrs ago

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Gotta catch ’em all

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Contrary to the popular belief; You can teach old chicks new tricks, or she can teach them to you. Maybe you both can learn new ones together. Or run through the Karma Sutra, or buy a Japanese Pillow Book for recreation.

Look. I feel a bit dizzy. I think I’ll li down for a while

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

@Marum 7:52 am

Might help if you take off your swerler.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

You’ll never fathom how difficult it was to catch these rapid, old chickens.
(By the way, do you know what the “11500” to the right of the Chinese means? That’s their speed… in kilometres per hour.)

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

@DnT 5:06: I get “Möögtei chicken”, so at least there’s one word that matches across the three languages. The Chinese reads: “tea mushroom chicken stew”.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

I think the more commonly used term is “spry”.

Tim
Tim
4 years ago

The Cyrillic is not Russian, it’s Mongolian, and it says “möögtei takhiany makh,” or “Mushroom Chicken.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@DrLex and Tim: That makes more sense. The only mystery left is how the mushrooms make the chickens rapid and old (or rapidly old?). 😕

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Tim 1448. Before or after the atomic explosion.

If it is after, is it like Chernobyl Chicken.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT 2306 Radiation sickness.

Tong Lin
Tong Lin
4 years ago

Haha, they can’t spell “raped”!

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
4 years ago

Alas, the poor old chickens were not rapid enough…

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