Blessed art thou among firefighters.

Blessed art thou among firefighters.

posted on 7 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

water-pope

And thou shalt turn thy valve counterclockwise.

Photo courtesy of Joep Boink.
Found near firehose reel at hotel in Shenyang, China.

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Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Five is right out!

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

Holy water, Batman!

algernon
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algernon

If one wants to put out the fire

DrLex
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DrLex

They forgot to specify what side.

algernon
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algernon

Be careful with that hose Eugene

DrLex
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DrLex

Walking on water has never been this easy.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Using this hydrant for non-firefighting purposes is a cardinal sin.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Fire will be put out because the pope is infallible.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

There are five elemental popes, namely: wood, fire, earth, metal, and water. They excommunicated each other centuries ago.

Pete
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Pete

Habemus Pipem!

Pete
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Pete

At risk of being repetitive:

After eating Sichuan or Indian food, if one experiences a “burning ring of fire”:
1. Carefully break glass with small axe
2. Take fire hose and extinguisher from wall compartment
3. Insert hose into affected area and
4. Compress handle

If above procedure fails to provide immediate relief, proceed to the nearest emergency room.

Where one can not only find an on-call proctologist*, a Catholic priest will also be available for last rites.

*Ask for Dr. Squint

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Remember the Plumbers Motto: Aqua in montem . Exin tantum stercore quod egreditur .

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Let us spray.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Aim the Host at the base of the fire……

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

Can it douse the flames of hell?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If the smoke from the fire is black you’re in real trouble, because that means the pope hasn’t been replaced.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

In case of mass baptism, break glass.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@algernon | 4:04 am: Good one! Until I googled, I hadn’t known there were Popes named Eugene.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Does the pope squirt in the woods?

The Dude
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The Dude

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In case of fire, let us go to the hose of the Lord.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Conflict of interest with any burning bush.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Extinsuish the underworld.

Marum
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Marum

I’ve seen a font of holy water, but this concept is ridiculous

Marum
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Marum

Bloke meets the Pope.

B: “Hey. I recognize you. Didn’t you work as an investment advisor?”
P: “Yes. I worked as an investment advisor for a year after I fished Uni, before I joined the church.

B; “Yes, I remember. You advised m to buy Chrysler at $27.00.”
P: “Ah my son. That was before I became infallible.”

Marum
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Marum

W wish to hose down rumours that the Vatican will approve LGBTQI marriage.

Marum
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Marum

AQUA FORTIS!!!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

and the fires of hell shall not prevail against it.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

please use Holy Roman Hydrant in case of emergency only

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Small kids are refrained from getting too close to fire hydrants or else they will get “hose” by friendly priests.

Pete
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Pete

AKA: The Hose of the Lord.

Multiple units in stock for export from China to Israel in case third temple built.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

And make sure he’s not sorry for the incontinence

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Pope goes the vessel!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Pope lock sucks!

Pete
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Pete

Introducing the Ronco Hose-a-Matic brought to you by Pope-Peil Inc.

(Americans of a certain age are bound to get the 2 references to 1970’s era.)

algernon
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algernon

@ Droll not Troll | 5:57 am | There have been 4 popes named Eugene. Did you know there was one called Hilarius

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Be very careful not to connect water pope to WATER fighting hydrant.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@algernon | 9:10 pm: Yes, I saw that and I thought it was! 😀

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Well, St. Peter’s is pretty big. A regular aspergillum just won’t do the job.

iLock
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iLock

Water Pope’mon Go!

iLock
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iLock

@Droll not Troll:
Yes, the Water Pope Squirtles all over the woods.

Peter
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Peter

Aqua Regia, the Sovereign of the Holy Sea

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