Children don’t develop their flavor until six.

Children don’t develop their flavor until six.

posted on 19 Jul 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

plum-jelly

You know I can’t eat that when I’m playing!

Photo courtesy of Teo Rynn.
Plum jelly imported from Taiwan.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Children under 5 and video game players should not be eaten

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

The pecking order between cannibals seems to be a pretty complex thing.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

if it does not peck slowly, the chicken will be choked.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Children below five are not ripe enough to be eaten, and old persons have become too chewy.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

is that an african swallow or a european swallow that you do not attract one grain?

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Soylent stinky tofu

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Well its one way of getting rid of the young and old

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Just be careful what you peck

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Huu Yuu | 4:04 am : The speed of the pecker is really important here. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

They may tell you they will swallow but you should take that with a grain of salt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

When old person and child edible, is that considered a balanced diet?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

ISO022000 certified. Didn’t know you can certify a cannibal organization.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Look mate. If its OK by you. I’d rather partition Syria.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I see. The jam is indible, until it is five years old.

Is that to allow the toxins in the seeds to dissipate?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Huu Yuu 0409. “I don’t know.” (Monty Python crew – The Holy Grail)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I El Duce approve of partioining.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Help! I have the chokes!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Peter Piper pecked the pick of pickled peckers.

Hmm. Try saying that one quickly, six times.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@jjhitt 0537 Well give ’em back. My motor won’t run when it is cold.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Speaking of chokes:

Q. Did you know that Linda lovelace’s mother died tragically?

A. Yes. She went down on the Titanic.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“We shale serve no child before it’s time.” -Earnest and Jullio Soylent

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Just what species are these instructions for?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Contents: Plum jelly.
Instructions: Plumb crazy!

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Please peck slowly – obviously this food is for the birds.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Dang them old peckers.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I don’t mind a couple of brats every now and then.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Yu:

Now yer talkin’.
Brats with beer are the best!

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

You are allowed to chew the grains before swallowing. But you can’t swallow them whole.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew, however, when play[ing], is perfectly acceptable.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo: What do you think bratwurst is made from?

burn
burn
4 years ago

Don’t worry, i’ll peck your eyes slowly and painfully

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

@BigFatCat: They’re very skilled cannibals. Out standing in their field.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Plums? Children?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I heard of the millionaires son, who wanted a cowboy outfit.

So, his father bought him the Queensland Government.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
4 years ago

Haohan I possibly eat this?

olog-hai
olog-hai
4 years ago

Please peck slowly, but sharpen your beak first. Swallow slowly to avoid chokes and reach gizzard.

markm
markm
4 years ago

But they taste best under 5!

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

CAUTION:
Package contains children.
Best consumed six years after package date

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

– signed the society of intelligent velociraptors

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

Also, don’t eat while playing or you will miss the chance to play with your food

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