Do you smell BBQ?

Do you smell BBQ?

posted on 10 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

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Be sure to see the rare pink oinchids….

Photo courtesy of Ross Patterson.
Found in Dongguan, China.

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algernon
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algernon

with and oink oink here

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

The pig garden was on its last legs anyways.

Marum
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Marum

I’ll read it when the burning pigs fly by.

algernon
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algernon

Well we best take the pig to market then

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

I grow flaming pig legs in my garden

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

— Because our chef likes to flambe everything

Marum
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Marum

It had a; garden leg, a lawn leg, a path leg, a yard leg, and a naughty leg.

Marum
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Marum

Old Yiddish festival.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

You can bring a horticulture but she’ll still be a pig.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Reap what you sow in the pig garden.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Better put some oinkment on that burned leg.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

google translate: “roast leg jeans”

Marum
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Marum

When the day is ending,
And night is nigh,
The bright red glow in the western sky,
Is caused when the burning pigs fly by.

For they circle and soar,
Higher and higher,
Each one of them with a leg on fire,
Ruining the peace with a racket dire.

For the election has finished,
But still more lies,
For they ever more increase in size,
While the burning pigs light up the skies.

Marum
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Marum

DIT: Line 1; verse 3; The election is ended. (fits better I feel)

Marum
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Marum

@Yu No Hoo.. 0407 That is a bit Sus, but try as you might, she will never be an Artiodactyla.

Marum
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Marum

This Chinese bloke ordered 10 sows, and three hundred sheep.

He got the greatest surprise when a veritable armada of Road Trains arrived, full of fligging sheep.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Get some pork on your garden fork!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Who is this bloke Burns and why are they insulting him like this?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

To find out exactly what happened to the pig, we need a garden path-ologist.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

@Marum 0501: A few millennia of wearing stilettos might change that.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Where would one get a garden leg? From the runner beans?

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

Leg: (Britain, slang, archaic) A disreputable sporting character.

So after doing all kinds of weird and violent stuff in sports, resulting in numerous scandals, he retired, and got into gardening. Becoming thereby a garden leg. But his past haunted him and he continued performing some violent acts, this time on animals, eventually ending up burning his neighbor’s farm. With pigs being the most notable animals on the farm.

Lora
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Lora

A farmer was telling his cousin from the city about what an intelligent and amazing animal his pig was. The pig had once saved all the other animals when the barn caught on fire, and another time when the farmer was tied up by burglars in his house the pig beat them up, called the police, and freed his owner.

“Wow, that s amazing.” the cousin replied. “Just one question: Why does your pig have a wooden leg?”

“Well,” the farmer replied, “When you have a pig that clever and heroic, you don’t want to eat him all at once!”

Eggrish
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Eggrish

So much hostility towards Chia pets these days. smh.

Pete
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Pete

I’m ok so long as they don’t burn my pig BEDROOM leg.

; – )

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Black Lives Matter has a branch in China as well!

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

This little piggy burned the garden….

Peter
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Peter

The Chinese caption literally reads . . . Roasted Veal Leg/Thigh

Marnen Laibow-Koser
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Ironic: according to the Chinese, the meat seems to be beef, not pork!

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