Let’s suggest: use the violin mute.

Let’s suggest: use the violin mute.

posted on 24 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Instructions

practicing

In seriously say, this only jokes.

Photo courtesy of Aymeric Penven.
Found in a club bathroom in Shanghai, China.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

That is the strangest “Mad Lib” I have ever seen.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Yes. I have heard many an execrable fiddle player.

One would wonder, how an innocuous device of wood, catgut, and bits of metal, make such an excruciating rackt

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

The safety and health aunt barged in the dormitory because the handsome boy was dangerous with that horrible singing while violin playing, creating a health hazard. He stated a nonsensical quote, but he should have practiced that more.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

It appears that he is unto violin paying, such as demolition races are to Formula 1.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

And apes in the trees.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Nails in the violin. Just ne careful of the step

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

As this is a “G rated” forum, they censored the part after “and” which explicitly described what was performed on the players person, with the violin, the bow , the box of resin, and the book of music.

However, whenever he walks, he plays; Rhapsody in Blue.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Another sad case of domestic violins.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

This is, indeed, a vile inn.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Excerpt from Chairman Mao‘s speech during the Great Leap Forward.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

All the telecoms are trying to put a nail in POTS.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Childhood Story of YoYo Ma when he was discouraged from playing violin and switched to cello.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Fiddler on the Roof sequel – Fiddler in the club bathroom.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Violas are not really bigger than Violins.

It appears that way, because Viola players have very small heads.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I didn’t think string vibrations were an auntie matter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Did anyone get a photo of all this with their cello phone?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Dormitory is a strange name for a handsome boy.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Who brush pot, should smoke it, don’t you know?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Boys, when you’re fiddling with your instrument, lock the door so your aunt can’t get in.

Conventi
Conventi
4 years ago

One small step for men, but one giant leap forward for Engrish.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

His aunt might not like it but yo yo Ma don’t mind.

Mineko Unabara
Mineko Unabara
4 years ago

POTS stands for Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome.

That’s why the safety and health aunt barged in.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

In seriously say, electric cooker does not approve of use by potheads (or, “potbrushers”, if you prefer).

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Cookin’ up new musical keys on that electric fiddle!
Whoo, Nellie!!!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

I’ve never heard of a potty-mouthed violin before!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

POTS – Practising On The Stradivarius?

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
4 years ago

Every time a handsome boy plays the violin in his dormitory, civilization takes a leap forward.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Wait a sec…are they tryin’ ta say that every time some repulsive ugly-mug plays HIS violin in a dorm, civilization takes a giant leap BACKWARD???

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

DNT 4:54 His name is Dominic Violentsky.

RT
RT
4 years ago

warning: users of violin may lapse into epileptic seizures after playing incorrectly.

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

Is the Safety and Health Aunt married to the Death and Destruction Uncle?

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Poetry!
But I thought it said “electric cooler” not cooker.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Ah, a nail scrape in the Plain Old Telephone System, everyone knows how bad that sounds.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT. 0520. Or she may jump on it ’till, it gets all wet, soft, and wrinkly.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Maxim Vengerov anybody?

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Suddenly the door is pushed open, In seriously say: “Here’s Johnny!”

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

There’s always room for cello! Ooops…Bill Cosby reference too soon?

Myself
4 years ago

One small step for a handsome boy, one giant step for civilization.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Too bad I can’t play, let alone teach, the violin . . .

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

This is in a club bathroom? I suppose when you’re drunk, everything’s funny.

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