No shirt, no shoe, no shoe in.

No shirt, no shoe, no shoe in.

posted on 15 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

need-to-shoe

I’m the managen, are you the shoe?

Photo courtesy of D.
Found at a 5 star hotel in Wuhan, China.

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

I’ll take the shoe out

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

The shoe must go on!

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Managen shoes are in send on

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

Shoe fly, shoe!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

To shoe, or not to shoe, that is the shoe-in.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
7 years ago

If you need to take a shoe, please send the shoe on the shoe in toilet.

Long Tom
Long Tom
7 years ago

Talk to the assistant manager and you will be soft-shoed.

venton
venton
7 years ago

Shoe.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Whoever made this translation should be shoe’ed.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

I called 6571, and I was shooed away.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Maybe the “s” is silent?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Officer Crabtree, is that you?

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
7 years ago

But what if you need to glove?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Called the Assistant Manager, an old woman answered the phone and I was sent some broth without any bread. Then she came , whipped me and put me to bed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Oh, no! It’s that man agen!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Yo dawg, we heard you like shoes so we put a shoe in your shoe in.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

A hotel perfect for the most shoesy customer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I don’t need to shoe any more, I just shod my pants!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Hey, we didn’t rent this room for the shoes – we came here to have sox!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT 0454. Didn’t know you were from NZ.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you find our manager, please return him. Our assistant managen can’t spell.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

We are the dontpedology specialists.

(portmanteau word for ‘putting one’s foot in one’s mouth….My invention))

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

With all those shoes I don’t know if I could foot the bill.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Huu Yuu | 4:03 am: Ed Sullivan, is that you?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

After first I wanted to put my left shoe in
But then I decided put my left shoe out
then, of course, I shook it all about

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum | 5:15 am: That’s a dirty word, mate. Look up the meaning of pedology.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Tel. is too shoort

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Is Assiston Managen close relative to Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT . 0532. EDIT: Dontopodology

1. Pes Pedis = a foot. Latin root thus Podiatrist or Chiropodist.

2 Paedis = a boy. Greek root Paediatrician .

Getting my Gleek and Ratin loots mixed up.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

♫ You send one shoe in, and send one shoe out….it’s what shoeing’s all about! ♫

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

唉,行李员!!!!
看看在那里你走啊!!!
别蹋蓝色麂皮鞋!!!
懂不懂???

Translation:
Hey, Bellhop, watch where’s you’re walkin’, willya?
Don’t step on my blue suede shoes!
Capisce?

The Dude
The Dude
7 years ago

That hotel is 5 Stars, out of a possible 100 though.

ucity
ucity
7 years ago

What is a managen? Some sort of substance or particle that produces managers or managerial decisions?

Geo
Geo
7 years ago

Of course I need to shoe[s]. It would be ridiculous just to get ONE shoe.

RT
RT
7 years ago

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

eegah
eegah
7 years ago

Yo Dawg, I heard you like shoes, so I put a shoe on the shoe in so you could shoe if you need to shoe

eegah
eegah
7 years ago

Crud, I should have contacted the Assistont Managen before I posted.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Managen – Def:

A Chinese knock-off clone of Dilbert’s useless pointy-haired boss.

Pete
Pete
7 years ago

Managen – Def (2):

What you get when you mix a mannequin and a manager.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I saw a kid with only one shoe on his foot, and I asked, “Did you you lose a shoe?”, and he said “No, I *found* one!”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

No, I’m perfectly content to flip-flop. I’m a bit of a loafer, so someone needs to give me a boot every now and again.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Excshoes me, I was wanting to watch My Left Shoe starring Daniel
Day-Shoeis but I couldn’t find it.
Most of your stuff is just trashy reality TV shoes…

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

♫ Away in a managen
No box for a shoe
The little lord Shoesus
Lay down his sweet shoe
The shoes in the sky
Look down where he lay
The little Lord Shoesus
Asleep on the hay
The cattle are shooing
The poor baby wakes
But little Lord Shoesus
No crying he makes
I love thee Lord Shoesus
Look down from the shoe
And shoe by my cradle
‘Til morning is nigh

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Nope I don’t need to shoe.
Go away . . . just SHOO !

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
7 years ago

@iLock: Follow the sandal!!!!

zankhana
zankhana
7 years ago

That Managen has no sole!!!!!!!!!!

Kioku
Kioku
7 years ago

I heard you like shoes so I put some shoes in your shoes so you can show while you shoe!

Kioku
Kioku
7 years ago

*shoe while you shoe

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