No shirt, no shoe, no shoe in.

No shirt, no shoe, no shoe in.

posted on 15 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

need-to-shoe

I’m the managen, are you the shoe?

Photo courtesy of D.
Found at a 5 star hotel in Wuhan, China.

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algernon
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algernon

I’ll take the shoe out

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

The shoe must go on!

algernon
Guest
algernon

Managen shoes are in send on

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Shoe fly, shoe!

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

To shoe, or not to shoe, that is the shoe-in.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

If you need to take a shoe, please send the shoe on the shoe in toilet.

Long Tom
Guest
Long Tom

Talk to the assistant manager and you will be soft-shoed.

venton
Guest
venton

Shoe.

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

Whoever made this translation should be shoe’ed.

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

I called 6571, and I was shooed away.

Frank Burns
Guest
Frank Burns

Maybe the “s” is silent?

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

Officer Crabtree, is that you?

Vulcan64
Guest
Vulcan64

But what if you need to glove?

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

Called the Assistant Manager, an old woman answered the phone and I was sent some broth without any bread. Then she came , whipped me and put me to bed.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Oh, no! It’s that man agen!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Yo dawg, we heard you like shoes so we put a shoe in your shoe in.

Pete
Guest
Pete

A hotel perfect for the most shoesy customer.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

I don’t need to shoe any more, I just shod my pants!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Hey, we didn’t rent this room for the shoes – we came here to have sox!

Marum
Guest
Marum

@DnT 0454. Didn’t know you were from NZ.

Marum
Guest
Marum

If you find our manager, please return him. Our assistant managen can’t spell.

Marum
Guest
Marum

We are the dontpedology specialists.

(portmanteau word for ‘putting one’s foot in one’s mouth….My invention))

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

With all those shoes I don’t know if I could foot the bill.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

@Huu Yuu | 4:03 am: Ed Sullivan, is that you?

Nonsuch Ned
Guest
Nonsuch Ned

After first I wanted to put my left shoe in
But then I decided put my left shoe out
then, of course, I shook it all about

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

@Marum | 5:15 am: That’s a dirty word, mate. Look up the meaning of pedology.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Tel. is too shoort

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Is Assiston Managen close relative to Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Marum
Guest
Marum

@DnT . 0532. EDIT: Dontopodology

1. Pes Pedis = a foot. Latin root thus Podiatrist or Chiropodist.

2 Paedis = a boy. Greek root Paediatrician .

Getting my Gleek and Ratin loots mixed up.

Pete
Guest
Pete

♫ You send one shoe in, and send one shoe out….it’s what shoeing’s all about! ♫

Pete
Guest
Pete

唉,行李员!!!!
看看在那里你走啊!!!
别蹋蓝色麂皮鞋!!!
懂不懂???

Translation:
Hey, Bellhop, watch where’s you’re walkin’, willya?
Don’t step on my blue suede shoes!
Capisce?

The Dude
Guest
The Dude

That hotel is 5 Stars, out of a possible 100 though.

ucity
Guest
ucity

What is a managen? Some sort of substance or particle that produces managers or managerial decisions?

Geo
Guest
Geo

Of course I need to shoe[s]. It would be ridiculous just to get ONE shoe.

RT
Guest
RT

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

eegah
Guest
eegah

Yo Dawg, I heard you like shoes, so I put a shoe on the shoe in so you could shoe if you need to shoe

eegah
Guest
eegah

Crud, I should have contacted the Assistont Managen before I posted.

Pete
Guest
Pete

Managen – Def:

A Chinese knock-off clone of Dilbert’s useless pointy-haired boss.

Pete
Guest
Pete

Managen – Def (2):

What you get when you mix a mannequin and a manager.

Lora
Guest
Lora

I saw a kid with only one shoe on his foot, and I asked, “Did you you lose a shoe?”, and he said “No, I *found* one!”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Guest

No, I’m perfectly content to flip-flop. I’m a bit of a loafer, so someone needs to give me a boot every now and again.

iLock
Guest
iLock

Excshoes me, I was wanting to watch My Left Shoe starring Daniel
Day-Shoeis but I couldn’t find it.
Most of your stuff is just trashy reality TV shoes…

iLock
Guest
iLock

♫ Away in a managen
No box for a shoe
The little lord Shoesus
Lay down his sweet shoe
The shoes in the sky
Look down where he lay
The little Lord Shoesus
Asleep on the hay
The cattle are shooing
The poor baby wakes
But little Lord Shoesus
No crying he makes
I love thee Lord Shoesus
Look down from the shoe
And shoe by my cradle
‘Til morning is nigh

Peter
Guest
Peter

Nope I don’t need to shoe.
Go away . . . just SHOO !

sirpaulfan
Guest
sirpaulfan

@iLock: Follow the sandal!!!!

zankhana
Guest
zankhana

That Managen has no sole!!!!!!!!!!

Kioku
Guest
Kioku

I heard you like shoes so I put some shoes in your shoes so you can show while you shoe!

Kioku
Guest
Kioku

*shoe while you shoe

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