OMG, it’s Pedro!

OMG, it’s Pedro!

posted on 16 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

frozen-hispanic

Juan Moore Popsicle…

Photo courtesy of Miriam Solon.

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Marum
Marum
5 years ago

I keep my enemies on ice.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Mexican Soylent Green, wih jalapeño

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

The Spanish dub of a certain Disney movie.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Activo congelado.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@Huu Yuu 0403. I’ze maiden?

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Juan Juan why you look so cold

algernon
algernon
5 years ago

Jusn what taco you here

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

Preservacion criognica

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

As the Ice Maiden said. “Inglés, su polla se siente como que se congeal.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Available at Zombie Supermarket.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Somebody threw a Spaniard in the works.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
5 years ago

Juan loved frozen burritos so much that he became one.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Why not? In Oz and NZ we have Icy Poles.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

We could get him out with an ice spic.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
5 years ago

Holy Guacamole!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

That’s a nasty way tequila person!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
5 years ago

Chile.

Marum
Marum
5 years ago

@DnT 0438. It is an even worse way Tequila Mockingbird

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
5 years ago

Is that the opposite of Mexican fried ice cream?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
5 years ago

I wonder who their Target market is.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 years ago

Buy 2 and get Juan free!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Ice Coffee Ole, Sir?

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

muy auténtico!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

– Waiter! There’s a shoe on my man!

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 years ago

adding ice to The Wall was a cool isea!

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Available with a variety of fillings:
-Dulce de Leche
-Tamarindo
-Mamey
-Con Crema….

Geo
Geo
5 years ago

Are they free range? Just so I can be sure…

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Camera failed to capture the freezer section to the left of it:
“Frozen Greek”

(e.g., yogurt)

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

On top shelf: Maduros

(oh…so THAT’S what happened to El Presidente Venezolano!)

Pete
Pete
5 years ago

Hombre Relleno

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
5 years ago

Solid proof that Eskimos are cannibals.

Classic Steve
5 years ago

Es Hector Helado.

Peter
Peter
5 years ago

Los anticuchos de corazon de Juan,
¡ mi favorito !

Eggrish
Eggrish
5 years ago

TV dinners are out, Telemundo dinners are in.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

We have found El Frozen One!

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Don’t say we didn’t warm you!
…Also don’t say that we froze him either…

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Ice cream?
No, but he certainly was screaming when they put him in there…

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Juan fish sticks?

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

Frozen Hispanic:
His panic-stricken expression was frozen on his face when he literally became frozen.

Johnny Cache
5 years ago

♫Libre soy, libre soy
No puedo ocultarlo más
Libre soy, libre soy
Libertad sin vuelta atras
Qué más da, no me importa ya
Gran tormenta habrá
El frio es parte tambien de mí♫

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

When you’re in the mood for having a little Mexican for dinner…

PeeBee
PeeBee
5 years ago

Soylent Verde.

iLock
iLock
5 years ago

♫ One pill makes you larger
And Juan pill makes you freeze ♫

Long Tom
Long Tom
5 years ago

The signmaker must have just watched this movie:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_Raoul

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
5 years ago

Hispanic is waaayyy out of favor these days. Shouldn’t we call it “Latino”?

DrLex
DrLex
5 years ago

The cartels have found a new way to dispose of bodies…

Kioku
Kioku
5 years ago

When they offered to let him see the future by cryogenically freezing his body, he was not informed that it would some day be sold to a random person in the local supermarket prior to waking him up.

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