Sweet Boby Jesus

Sweet Boby Jesus

posted on 30 Jul 2016 in Bags/Packaging

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Photo courtesy of Robert Grabrovec.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Porcelain figurines … perfect match for the magic sewer.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

“I angel” .. The sequel to “I Robot” after it “dies”.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

Jesus was a police officer? (bobby = British police officer)

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

And Brian what about Brian

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Q. Why wasn’t Jesus born in New Zealand.

A. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Sheep Cattle

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

algernon: It’s a shame, but always look on the bright side of life….

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I’m glad it comes with something to make it stable. I wouldn’t want the figures falling over all the time.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Mr Bean. Harrods

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Mary and Joseph named him Harold.
As the kids recite:

Our father who art in Heaven,
Harold be thy name.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

That’s a thought. One could make the whole nativity scene out of poople.

There would be plenty of “raw” material on the floor of a stable.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Huu 409:

I s’pose they’re weebles.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

TAke this and eat for this is my Boby which is broker for you.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@BFC 0421 Ha ha.

This is my boby, this is my blod,
Mix them with incense,
And they turn into mud.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Sign in the Tiber Times. Today, one Jesus ben Joseph of the House of David, was crucified by the Roman Military, on behalf of the Tribes of Israel, for the crime of sedition.

Signed Pontius Pilate

Legate of Galilee, on behalf of The Imperial Roman Empire.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

There once was a lass from Galilee,
Who thought that her child came from the divinity,
But ’twas not the Almighty,
Who lifted her nightie,
But the dirty old priest who took her virginity

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

.. and one LED star (batteries not included).

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

They must be giving him a bath.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@ algernon | 4:04 am : IIRC, Brian was born a bit further up the road.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Bobble-head Jesus??

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Blessed be the cheesemakers

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Apparently, Jesus did have brothers but I don’t think there was one called Boby.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Mory, Jaseph & 1 ongle

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Algrnon 0514. Why only the cheesemakers?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Wut, no Santa?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Matthew 10:34:
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
4 years ago

Is this some hybrid of Jesus and Bobby Fischer? A mad chess-playing religious preacher?

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@marum 542:

Rhymes with peacemakers

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

That’s Mister Robert Christ, to you.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Hopefully this doesn’t count as blasphemy.
(Of course not! It’s just a silly spelling mistake. Which reminds me… 1 star. This isn’t Engrish at all!)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Geo: Of course there’s one star. It showed the wise men* the way to the manger.

(*Whether the Magi were men or women is a debate for another place. )

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Pete | 8:52 am We should all strive for world cheese, then. 😛

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

@Droll not Troll | 5:36 pm
Always there to save the day from party poopers like me: I have a feeling you are righteous. If that is the case… God bress you.

Yang Xiao Long
Yang Xiao Long
4 years ago

Dangit Boby, whut’d I tell you about raisin’ yourself from the dead?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Geo | 7:36 pm: Righteous? Moi? I just like playing with
languages and ideas. As for religion, you could consider me an agnostic with Buddhist leanings.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Geo | 7:36 pm: BTW, I wasn’t the one who down voted your comment.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT & Geo. Must b a Kiwi. Thy also voted down my NZ joke.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Algernon. I was referring to the movie.

‘What did he say?’
“Blessed are the Cheesemakers.”
‘Why only the Cheesemakers?’
“He really doesn’t mean only the Cheesemakers, I’m sure he is referring to all the amalgamated dairy workers.”

or words to that effect.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Looked it up:

Spectator I: I think it was “Blessed are the cheesemakers”.

Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what’s so special about the cheesemakers?

Gregory: Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

BOBY Jesus.. Sorry I mean BYOB… I’m drunk.
On second thoughts,
maybe you shouldn’t go out drinking.
You could just stay home where it’s stable

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

Are you a devout Engrishtian?

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

Hark the Harold angels sing…

burn
burn
4 years ago

Hank
Peggy
Bobby
1 propane tank

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DnT 0143. Haha mate. I am an agnostic with single-malt leanings. The only thing I believe in, is that I may have another wee dram.

I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you’re going to lie, lie for a friend. If you’re going to steal, steal a heart. If your going to cheat, cheat death. And if you’re going to drink, drink with me.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

I heard that his fother wos o corpenter

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I should have said “nihilist” dunno’ why I typed agnostic.

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