Ugh, I hate lime.

Ugh, I hate lime.

posted on 12 Jul 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

fried-horse-crap

With an oaty overtone…

Photo courtesy of Supapij Na Ayudhya.
Menu from Thailand. 

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coffeebot
coffeebot
4 years ago

The craptions here stink.

coffeebot
coffeebot
4 years ago

This is even better than king crap!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Why does it need to be fried? It’s already steaming.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

500G of horse crap = 250G of Bart’s.
‘Pears they watch the Simpsons in Thailand

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Hack orf farang.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

A specialty for a certain character from “Back to the Future”

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

It was sitting on the hot street for a very long time.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The lome us alwats a nice touch

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I prefer mine poached

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I prefer flied horse crap with rime. Extra protein, as my grandfather would say.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

The horse died of Lyme disease.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@BFC 0406 I’ll give you a big tick for that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I sometimes add lime to my compost but I’ve never fried any of it!

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

OK… you put the lime in the coconut, then what happened?

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

When I asked for a Country Breakfast, I had something else in mind.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

So, is this considered vegan or not?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Cat crap is better with sand – as much as it takes to bury it!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Waiter, there’s a fly in my horse crap.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

After-dinner mint anyone?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

1/2 Kg? Around here they measure horse crap by the bagful and the going rate is $2 a bag. The farmer’s kids get extra pocket money that way.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Is it race-horse crap? I’m steroid intolerant.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Salt…or even curry…won’t help either.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Uh, waiter…this is Thailand.
Does that Horse Crap with Lime LEAF or Lime FRUIT???

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

A half a kilo?
Good grief, that’s a bit more than a full pound in weight!
That’s a ginormous puck of horse hockey!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:36 am: Isn’t that what you ordered, sir? Flied horse crap?

PeeBee
PeeBee
4 years ago

Is this considered street food?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Don’t order the pee soup They get it from the same horse.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Waiter! There’s lime in my crap!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Mmmmm … Horse flies!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@jjhitt 4:30 am:

Coconut does have laxative properties in it.

Maybe that’s how they obtain the 1/2 Kilo!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

At today’s exchange rate, 275 baht is USD $7.81.
Man, that’s some EXPENSIVE sh*t…

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

A beverage with your crap, sir?
Yes, I’d like a cup of COFFEF please.

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Never mind them being up front about the horse crap, I want to make sure that’s JUICE in my cup…

Classic Steve
4 years ago

The lime really sells it.

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Twist: It’s limeSTONE.

Myself
4 years ago

This has been posted before! Hey Engrish webmaster, if you’re posting duplicates, why don’t you post the Engrish I submitted instead? I sent in some Engrish a few weeks ago and it hasn’t been posted.

EffEff
EffEff
4 years ago

@Pete: Lime beans

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
4 years ago

It’s the lime that gives it that certain je ne sais quoi.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

275 Bahts for a Donald Trump speech? No thanks.

iLock
iLock
4 years ago

I’ll have one fried horse crap with lime, hold the lime and my nose.

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