Washing my sweater is quite intense

Washing my sweater is quite intense

posted on 27 Jul 2016 in Clothing

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Photo courtesy of Stefan Kruger.
Washing instructions found on sweater.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

It will be a swerler when it is spinning around in the washing machine, and also the dryer.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I can’t tell if Vrede is a typo or the actual brand name.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Q: If you have a moth ball in your right hand, and a moth ball in your left hand, what hav you got.

A. The worlds largest moth.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Dang I though they were a pair of pants

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Vrede fashion. The name of certifiontion

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Can shor balls = Those little plles of sand left by Soldier Crabs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Some can shor write a load of balls on their instruction cards.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Turn sun down to required temperature, to dry jumper.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:04 am: Or, as I heard it –
A. The undivided attention of the moth.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
4 years ago

I can’t expose my slrong under the sun for long before others become wery of it and call the cops.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Huu Yuu 4:11 Exposing your shor balls for too long will cause sonburns

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If you have a knotted swerler, you are probably doing it wrong.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

When your are cold enough to freeze off your can shor balls it’s OK to store the sweater.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

What kind of temperato do I need – a 4 weler or an 18 weler?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

When taking a swim when it is very cold, one can get shor balls indeed.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♫ La donne temperato♪

(As sung by Letsa Pervalotti)

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

The typist has been licking a toad it seems. More specifically, an instoad.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It doesn’t say how to certifi an ontion, though.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I, Giuseppe Verdi, will refer this spelling to Joseph Green, for ratification,

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

‘Vrede’ means ‘peace’ in Dutch. I think whoever typed this, sought too much peace by taking the wrong drugs.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Q: Boom-boom?
A: OK, Joe.
Q: How much?
A: Twenty dollah and 2 swerlers, me love you slrong time.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

This is why you don’t dictate a translation with a big wad of gum in your mouth.

Kioku
Kioku
4 years ago

To-be-A-OK’ed?

CJ
CJ
4 years ago

Can shor balls leave me feeling temprato too.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

For #4 can I substitute a tanning booth and some ben-wa balls?

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

That must be a REALLY sharp piece of cloth if it can separate the swerler (i.e. split it in half).

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

Where this knock-off tag has been printed, the WELER (symbol – Wl) is the official temperature scale.
(Kind of intended as a reply to Droll not Troll | 4:21 am)

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

If you have a sick sweler, a wash will make it weler.

M.U.
M.U.
4 years ago

Anyone know where I can find a wery weak sun to dwy my sweater? Least convenient care instructions ewer.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
4 years ago

I’m not sure, but think there’s a bong involved.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@FB 0814. Good god mate! I had no idea. My lady and I, used to practise on each other. Which was , incidentalllllllllyyyyyy, woo hoo!, great fun On further perusal of the matter, I see that one device has a (tensiometer?) within, which will give on a readout as to how much pressure you can exert. The mind boggles.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

He he. I can imagine a lady walking down the street, with this “heads up display” shining on her sunglasses, indicating, 2.8 kilopascals. 😉

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Sori. Kilobars

olog-hai
olog-hai
4 years ago

Don’t let the borogoves borrow the swealer or they will get all mimsy. And if the vredes get hold of the vorpal sword . . .

Tom41
Tom41
4 years ago

Whatever you’ve been washing your clothes with has obviously had an effect on your ability to spell…

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW. 2.8Kilobars pressure = 38,000PSI (approx.) 1Bar = 14.5037738 psi. I am surprised that no one mentioned it

GAWD!!! Imagine what that could do! It would easily crack Macadamias.

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