You asked for’em!

You asked for’em!

posted on 3 Jul 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

sign-everywhere

Photo courtesy of Frank Wang.
Found in China. 

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Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

— Graffiti Hotel

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

The hotel lobbied hard everywhere for signing

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

All the hotel staff are deaf.

Huu Yuu
Guest
Huu Yuu

Imagine if this was ‘sing everywhere’. Nobody would get any sleep, unless everywhere only includes the lobby.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The Five Man Electrical Band stayed here.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

We don’t need no stinking dotted lines!

algernon
Guest
algernon

But run don’t walk

algernon
Guest
algernon

Walls floors or the lobby

Yu No Hoo
Guest
Yu No Hoo

It’s a sign wave.

Big Fat Cat
Guest
Big Fat Cat

Banksy will be the guest speaker at the conference signing everywhere on the hotel lobby wall.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The writing is on the wall for this hotel.

Yu No Hoo
Guest
Yu No Hoo

The hotel lobby has the politicos in its pocket.

Chris
Guest
Chris

“Sign, sign, everywhere a sign…”

Marum
Guest
Marum

That’s great. If you are into signing, that is.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Our business is forging ahead.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Well, this looks ominous!

Marum
Guest
Marum

No wonder he’s running. I think they have just removed his nuts, for not paying the bill.

A Non-Y Mouse
Guest
A Non-Y Mouse

The effort to simplify their check-in procedure wasn’t much of an effort.

Johnny Cache
Guest

♫Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind
Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign? ♫

Lora
Guest
Lora

@Marum – looks like they removed his entire skin to me.

Yang Xiao Long
Guest
Yang Xiao Long

I think this is a sign of the times.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The answer to “Where is your god now”?

Long Tom
Guest
Long Tom
Peter
Guest
Peter

Ok, since you requested, stick your arse up.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Guest

Signs to the left of me! Signs to the right of me! IT WAS CHAOS!

iLock
Guest
iLock

Ok now if you’ll just sign here.. here.. here… here….. here…. here…. initial
there on every page… Oh and sign here and here…. And just up there……
Oops sorry, I almost forgot, just here and there and you’re done!
…One more place sorry, haha, right here…. Hmmm well just in case I forget another one or two… JUST SIGN EVERYWHERE!!!

Kioku
Guest
Kioku

The hotel offered a small discount on the weekend, when someone came to claim the deal these were the instructions they were given in order to complete the promotion.

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